What do George Bush and Eric Cartman have in common?

[jmowreader]

Both of them demand you respect authority they don't really have.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

1. Also . . .

. . . both have had anal probes implanted by alien beings.

:D

[OffWithTheirHeads]

6. In their heads?

[CrazyOrangeCat]

8. yes.

[Canuckistanian]

2. I call Shenanigans!

Where's my broom?

[peekaloo]

3. damn. i was hoping both their mothers were crack whores.

Doh!

[jmowreader]

5. There's no way GWB's mother is a crack whore.

You've seen her, right?

Now tell me: exactly how much crack would she have to give YOU to get you into bed with her?

We polled 100 American men: "How much crack would it take to get you to fuck George Bush's mother?"

Eighty-five said they don't make that much crack.

Fourteen said "a pound--if I do a whole pound of crack at one sitting, I can cut my dick off before getting in bed with her and not feel a thing."

The other man was George Bush's father.

[peekaloo]

9. lol

:D

I just liked the sound of it.

[valerief]

4. They both want the WHOLE PIE, too. Mah pah! That's mah pah! n/t

[Bjornsdotter]

7. Same IQ

They both have the IQ of a 4th grader.

Cheers

[OldLeftieLawyer]

10. They also both appear

to blow most things out their asses most of the time.

All of the time.

[peacetheonlyway]

11. they both like to dress like

hitler just for fun....

[swimmernsecretsea]

12. Replace the appropriate part in the lyrics with "Barbara Bush"

Weeeeeeeeeellll
Kyle's mom is a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch 'cause she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's just a dirty bitch!
KYLE'S MOOOM IS A - BI-I-I-ITCH - aahh.

http://www.spscriptorium.com/SPBios/CartmanSings.htm

[CrazyOrangeCat]

13. Now THAT . . .

. . . needed to be sung!

:rofl: