Neo-con song: THE "I HATE AVA LOWREY" BLUES

[derby378]

Sung to the tune of Who Do You Love? (Bo Diddley version preferred, but George Thorogood works, too)

I got an autographed photo of Rumsfeld
I use the Bill of Rights as a dishrag
I got a dartboard with Sheehan's face on it
I can’t stand that peacenik hag
Now this Ava girl starts talkin' trash
About Bush and the war in Iraq
Now come take a look at the hate mail I sent her
And call me a big fuckin' man

Big fuckin' man
Big fuckin' man
Big fuckin' man
Big fuckin' man

Only 15, but that don't mean shit
I'm givin' her some grade-school dropout wit

Big fuckin' man
Big fuckin' man
Big fuckin' man
Big fuckin' man

Call the cops, but they'll never catch me
I stole me a Mennonite's ISP

Big fuckin' man
Big fuckin' man
Big fuckin' man
Big fuckin' man

Voodoo doll of Conyers on my shelf
If I ever met Ava, I'd piss myself
So I send her hate mail so no one can see
That nobody hates the troops more than me

Big fuckin' man
Big fuckin' man
Big fuckin' man
Big fuckin' man

Sweet Ann Coulter, you'll understand
Now I'm holding your picture with one hand

Big fuckin' man
Big fuckin' man
Big fuckin' man
Big fuckin' man

Thanks for making the neo-fascists squirm, Ava! We love you! :applause:

[JuniperLea]

1. Wooooo!

You know you are making a difference if:

You are parodied on The Simpsons

You picture gets on the cover of Rolling Stone

You are parodied on South Park




Or you drive WingNuts to such distraction that they feel compelled to write you a hate song!


Way to go, Kiddo!




:yourock:

[Ava]

2. thanks! i love the song! lol

i feel so special! :pals:

[derby378]

3. Oh, bless your heart

Right back at'cha!!

Any chance you can make it to Camp Casey in August?

:hug:

[madokie]

4. because you are special

[Fridays Child]

6. How wonderful to be hated by all the RIGHT people.

Wear it like a badge of honor, friend! :D

[Atmashine]

5. We need an official theme song

now that they came up with a parody.