Flash: Bush Won't Sign Emergency Budget Saying "What emergency?"

[politicaholic]

Bush addresses an empty room of chairs with
questions written on cue cards taped to them.

5/3/2006
Legislation & Tractor Magazine
Washington D.C. - In a bold-headed move derivative of a lobotomized mouse pressing an electrode for cheese, President Bush told legislators on both sides of the isle that he will veto an emergency budget if it exceeds $94 billion. He said that if the budget is larger it will hurt the economy, much like adding padding to retarded child's helmet would hurt them.

Even though the President has never actually used his veto penis, it seems him waving it limply in front of congress will still scare them. Many republican legislators were quoted as saying, "Watch it, I think he means it this time, unlike the 4000 times prior, this time is different. We'd better give him what he wants...oh shit, I think I just peed myself a little."

Dumbass republican economists who can't admit the truth for fear that they may no longer be republican like their cookie cutter golf buddies have said, "Just because the word 'emergency' is in the term emergency budget, it really doesn't mean there's an emergency. It's just a figure speech sort of like the 'war' in Iraq War." adding, "I'd try to explain this whole economy thing to you common American citizens, but you shouldn't worry your pretty little heads, the Bush administration has it under control, here, have a $100 oil subsidy, go out and buy yourself a new dress."

George Bush is expected to get his way from the impotent republican congress and senate, but if they actually grow their own brains he's prepared to use his secret weapon. "If you introduce a budget above $94 billion then you're gay."

[babylonsister]

1. Love the background!

:spray: Legislation and Tractor Mag? :rofl:

[CPMaz]

2. You had me going there for a minute...

then I looked at the background and saw that both "Ignorance" and "Strength" were spelled correctly.

Not something W would ever allow him self to be associated with.

:rofl: