CAPTION--->The Bug Man!
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:09 AM
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:11 AM
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1. Boy, I'll bet Ah could kill a lotta bugs with this bug-lookin thing
I'll trick em, see? I'll be all up in this shit hoverin outside the anthill, waitin for em to come out, then I'll zap the bastards. And where's my sock?
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:12 AM
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2. I never thought I'd see anybody look sillier than Bush in a flight suit.
But now I have. Looks like that zipper's gonna pop any second. :puke:
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:12 AM
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3. I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
Here is my handle, here is my spout.
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Fri Dec-30-05 12:00 PM
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:13 AM
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4. Just puttin' the belly back in bellicose
Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down. Ya know, it makes me sorta sad that Dan Quayle and I ducked the draft 'cuz the darkies got all the good jobs. Havin' a chopper with this much killin' power'd be lots of fun.
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:20 AM
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What a farce. Here is a guy who believed that the vietnam war was beneath him and he has the audacity to put on a U.S. Army Flight Suit. This man is surely living on another planet. I no other explanation for his actions. All I can say is thank god he doesn't have to put a g-suit or I think that I would be puking all over my computer keyboard.
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:15 AM
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5. "So . . . I take it that when the . . .
. . . fan on the top goes around, it goes up in the air . . . Alright then, good thing I brought this duffel bag full of sandwiches. . ."
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:17 AM
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6. That actually looks something like what you would expect
An exterminator to wear. He just needs a couple of patches on the chest - company name on the right and another one that says, "Tom," on the left. TlalocW
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:20 AM
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8. They gave me this small suit on purpose. They wanted
me to know what it felt like to have my balls in a noose! this picture is just begging for a photoshop. Perfect chance to change that suit from green to orange and place him in front of a judge's bench, looking up at the judge, isn't it?
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:23 AM
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9. Just practicing wearing a jumpsuit like he will wear in prison.
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Sat Dec-31-05 09:26 AM
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25. whether he knows it or not.
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:25 AM
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10. You sure this thing will exterminate prosecutors and snitches?
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:27 AM
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11. "you put your right foot in....
and that's how you do the HOOKIE POKIE!"
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:50 AM
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:rofl: Excellent, cat_girl!
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:28 AM
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12. "Sir, the termites seem to be
eating up the place; your business owes us a refund.
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:36 AM
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13. It doesn't fit, Congessman...
Edited on Fri Dec-30-05 11:37 AM by rsdsharp
because it's not yours. Yours is the orange jumpsuit. It's over there by that nice plate of beanie-weinies.
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:38 AM
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14. Well Sir I am not sure that it really is designed to make your dick bigger
so stand there as long as you want I'll be inside watching some football.
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:40 AM
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15. Can we fly this thing, REAL LOW, over the Texas Supreme Criminal Court? nt
Edited on Fri Dec-30-05 11:41 AM by hang a left
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:42 AM
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16. "And for another 30 bucks Tom...
I can pump in enough fuel to make it to Mexico!"
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:43 AM
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17. Sir, the last time you sprayed this facility, I grew a leg under my armpit
so please stop pretending you don't see it.
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:48 AM
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18. Nice flight suit. Didn't they carry your size? n/t
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:49 AM
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Fri Dec-30-05 11:59 AM
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21. Sir, its "Suck in Your Gut!" not "Shove out your gut!"
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Fri Dec-30-05 12:02 PM
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23. somebody needs to see Jenny Craig - no summer swim suit for you!
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Sat Dec-31-05 09:22 AM
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24. "Does this outfit make my ass look guilty?"
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