Caption this screenshot of the roast

[The Jacobin]

This is just as Colbert is being introduced (from the youtube video):


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcIRXur61II&search=colbert

"This is bullshit. When do I get to nuke Iran?"

[freeplessinseattle]

1. god he looks like such a brat

to put it mildy. but that's what I think when I see that petulant, slumped look.

[Spazito]

2. Geez, even my 3 year old grandson doesn't pout like that!

bush's maturity level is that of a two-year old at most.

[AndyA]

3. "Now I have to sit here and listen to this m*therf*cker make fun of me.

I ought to make the SOB just disappear. Maybe stick him in Gitmo. This is so beneath me having to sit here and listen to this crap. These people are just journalists - no big deal. They contribute nothing to society, and are a huge pain in the ass to me."

[peekaloo]

4. Ya know performing with myself has left me wanting to perform

with myself underneath this here table. Think I'll erect my own statue of liberty.

[walldude]

5. "Colbert?" "Rove told me it was going to be Larry The Cable Guy"

[knitter4democracy]

6. Hmm. Now, is that an American Beauty rose or not? Hmmm.

Wait, do I see green carnations in there. I think I do. Interesting. I don't think Mom would put those in with tulips. Seems tacky somehow. Oh, wait, who's this guy?

[kedrys]

7. "I'd like to slap an orange jumpsuit on that guy"

Petulant little drunken brat... :grr:

[billybob537]

8. Portrait of an American President?

Well! Almost.

[rodeodance]

9. "umm, wonder what Turdblossom will tell me what to do/say"?