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ozymandius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 03:05 PM
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Oh... my...
I have been really busy for a few days. During that time - the swirl of a sex-flavored tornado seems to be growing around our elected Republican officials.

Federal authorities are investigating allegations that a California defense contractor arranged for a Washington area limousine company to provide prostitutes to convicted former congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham (R-Calif.) and possibly other lawmakers, sources familiar with the probe said yesterday.


Now, CIA Director Porter Goss has been implicated. Remember this goomer? He's the one who said, famously, "Somebody sends me a blue dress and some DNA, I'll have an investigation." If this proves true, he could be up to his knickers in shackles. Either metaphorically or literally.

So this brings me to wonder: If Clinton was impeached for receiving oral sex by that woman... Ms. Lewinski, then how would the faithful react to the news that their Congressional paragons of virtue also received oral sex? How then about ball gags, coitus, group gropings, etc? How then might the faithful respond to these sexual escapades in return for gentle gestation of legislative favors?

Oh... my...

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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 03:13 PM
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1. You need to read the GOP rule book!!!!!!
It's purely a PERSONAL MATTER when a GOP representative gets caught getting his baby carrot waxed.

And it's even more personal a matter when a cretinous former representative, in charge of a key arm of our national intelligence capability, is found to consort with sextitutes and play poker in a smoke filled room with a lackey he promoted from obscurity with the name of NINE FINGERS...!!!!!

It's only a PUBLIC MATTER when there's a CLENIS involved!!!
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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 03:13 PM
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2. The faithful will stick by the thugs even if they ate babies on live TV.
They would find some way to rationalize it and blame it on Clinton, or the "liberal media." They will stay blind, deaf and hopelessly stupid to the very last breath. And that last breath will probably include, "Bless Saint Ronnie and Your living son, George W."
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maddezmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 03:19 PM
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3. the sheeple always forgive their own, remember this idiot


and his famous apology speech about his own prostitution scandal:

http://www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/jswaggartapologysermon.html
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 03:44 PM
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4. And not just oral sex from anyone. There've
been suggestions that male hookers were involved as well. Wonder how that will fly with the repug base?
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