A Modest Proposal:Arm Everyone.
Let's arm everyone in America. That's the ridiculous policy the gun lobby wants because it maximizes profits of weapons makers. Here's a "modest propasal" that is mention by the Gun Guys. in their latest.
We enjoyed this “modest proposal” in the Lincoln, Nebraska Journal Star Letters page enough to share it with you. Nebraska lawmakers recently passed a concealed carry law there (against the wishes of the people and the police) because the gun lobby claimed concealed weapons make things safer. So, says this letter writer, why don’t we just go all the way with that idea?
The unicameral has left a huge gap in our security with the half-measure authorizing concealed weapons.
People can forget their guns, or forget to load them. Some might not even be able to afford the gun and the $100 or so for the permit. We will only be truly safe when everyone is armed.
State and local governments, along with civic-minded businesses and citizens, must make that happen. Public transportation could carry loaded handguns in handy seat pockets. Fast-food restaurants should have a small shelf of guns next to the carry-out lids; sit-down restaurants could place them in the center of the table with the condiments. Upscale dining establishments could offer complimentary handguns to parties of four or more.
We must be alert, however, to public safety concerns. Guns placed conveniently in malls, banks, schools, sporting venues and churches should be on shelves above the reach of small children, say those younger than 8 or so. Prudence demands it.
Of course we can expect some liberal whining, but I am confident we can rely on the generosity of the National Rifle Association to help defray medical costs beyond what is insured.
A word of caution. There might be some blood spilled while we’re getting rid of all those who appear to be bad guys. I trust you will be stoic if some of that hits close to home. Sooner or later we will bring law and order to Dodge and we will be able to ban weapons except for law enforcement, military and sports venues. Our visionary unicameral is striving to take us into the dawn of the 20th century.
Tom deShazo, Lincoln
Why not just pass out guns to the public? That will make everyone safe, right? If everyone has a gun, no one will shoot, right?
Oh, well, there’ll have to be a little bit of shooting, at least. We do have to kill all the bad guys, so they don’t hurt anyone. But once they’re all dead, the rest of us will get to live in armed peace and the happiness of a warm gun forever, right?
Sounds like the train of thought of a crazy person to us, but that’s the thinking that the NRA’s been riding on for years.
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http://www.gunguys.com/#post-1002>These shoot first and ask questions later laws are going to fuel neighborhood arms races. Great for the arms dealers but bad for America.