KOEB Meeting 10/27 -- Night Before Fitzmas Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:loveya::loveya:

Hi, all!

[Patsy Stone]

1. Not so happy that CCB gets another whack at the SCOTUS.

I've got company, so I'll be in and out. Happy to be back and it's nice to see everyone. Thanks for the concern, I missed you all.

If you listen tonight, you might be able to hear the sleigh bells. It's a magical night. :)

[bleever]

15. Here, a drink to you being okay:

[WolverineDG]

101. send a case of that my way, bleev

i had one :crazy: day.

dg

[bleever]

130. Here you are. Sorry for the wait.

[WolverineDG]

131. grazie!!

:loveya: bleev. you're the best. :)

dg

[SharonRB]

38. Yeah, I'm not so sure this is a good thing

Other than that it causes * some pain. Although I'm not so convinced he didn't plan it this way all along. I've said from the beginning that Miers was a red herring and that he never planned for her to actually get confirmed. I think he's got someone way worse up his sleeve.

[Patsy Stone]

41. I've said the same thing.

I've posted it on a few threads too. I think he knew she'd never get through.

[bunny planet]

140. Yeah, but it he puts up a wingnut now, the Dems will fillibuster.

I think he only withdrew her because he would've been further embarrassed when she didn't even make it out of committee. I think he appointed her because she's been getting him out of hot water since he was Governor, and he thought he was so damn popular with his 'base' that he could appoint whomever he chose even without Unca Karl's advice. He truly is a bubble boy. I heard someone heckled his speech today, no details yet, but that's good news, one can only hope that soon people will be throwing shaving cream pies at him too. Annthrax Coulter shouldn't be the only one that gets one of those.

[gkhouston]

141. "Shaving cream, be nice and clean, shave every day

and you'll always look keen." Thanks, Bunny. At least I'm earwormed by something other than Fitzmas carols for a change.

I don't think Miers was meant as a decoy. I think he was trying to slide in a female "stealth" conservative -- someone anti-abortion who didn't have too much of a paper trail. Unfortunately, she a) doesn't know jack shit about constitutional law, and it showed, and b) she wasn't pure enough for the fundies.

[bunny planet]

144. I don't think he cares at all about overturning Roe v. Wade. He needs

someone on the court badly who will rule in his favor and in favor of his cronies who have indictments coming down the pike, plus to protect corporations who are his real base. I think he is desperate for that and it shows. He tried to slide her by us, but not because he cares about Roe v. Wade, he's been using the fundaholics all along and they know it now. Duh, it took them awhile to figure it out. Guess what fundies, he doesn't care if gay people marry either!!!

[gkhouston]

146. no, I don't think he's ever cared about conservative issues

and I wonder why it's taken the conservative base so long to realize that.

[crispini]

150. I totally agree with you, Bunny.

Exactly! :thumbsup:

[RevCheesehead]

2. What's that noise on top of the roof?

:hi: Good to see ya, Patsy! :hug:

[crispini]

4. Hi Rev!

Yippee! Fitzmas! What's gonna be under the tree? Ee hee hee!

[RevCheesehead]

6. I dunno, but I can just guess what's in your stocking.

Ah, I'm getting butterflies now.

[crispini]

13. Coal and switches.

:evilgrin:

[Botany]

37. For Cripini under the tree....

cuffs for you and me.

And whips and look @ that toy
oh my my ..... crispini is in for joy

and for Patsy a worm dinner & wine in a box
and for Sharon a Bagel w/ lox

Now St. Fitz knows Gina has been a very bad Girl
so he gave her a Country C.D. by a guy called Merle

The Rev who had been doing the work of the Lord
he had left Keys for a brand new Ford

For Bunny & Bleever he dropped off fresh cans of Snark
and they took em outside to play with in the park.

For Botany he left for a plane ticket......
and money for a rental car .... to show up
@ Steph's house unannounced ......
oh my that is a sticky wicket.

For Keith he left a blank court order
to keep the EDVs away from the New York Border.


Merry Fitzmas
Yellow Cake w/ Indict mint icing


p.s. I know I forgot some EDVs sorry

[crispini]

45. Merry Fitzmas, Cuddles!

biiiiiiiiiig kiss under the mistletoe! MWAH!

[Botany]

55. sure but ......

.... no TONGUES

:rofl:

[crispini]

91. .

Oh wait you said NO tongues.... :rofl:

[Botany]

99. So what is that a Texas girl's dream date?

Horny & a big tongue

:rofl:

[crispini]

113. LOL!

That whole "human" thing would be nice though.

[Botany]

Sure but you could skip the whole talking part ......

...... and when you are done just let them in the backyard
to graze.

[crispini]

119. Ok, EW!

Tonight's thread is both magnificently giddy and terribly gross. :P

[RevCheesehead]

120. What makes you think she doesn't already do that?

C'mon, Cuddles - it's CRISPI!

[gkhouston]

139. 'cause I've seen her

she usually just meets 'em in the yard. Saves the step of turning 'em out to graze afterwards. You do need to mind the fire ants, though. ;-)

[RevCheesehead]

47. Can I trade the Ford for a Saturn?

You better have more gifts coming.

Berry, CC, Clark, and others are in suspense

[Botany]

71. OK

Rev was not happy with her Ford so she got a Saturn
being a little grumpy was part of her pattern

For Berry of Ohio she gave an indictment of Noe
it made her happy she got to be glowie

For CC St. Fitz dropped of some pet chow
and a nice bracelet I don't know how

And for Clark in Tennessee he redid her
bathroom it is now a great place to pee

And to the owner of the Golden Retriever
he left of a vacation to the North woods
so they can travel by boat and look @ a Beaver.

[CC]

152. ohhh a bracelet along with

the kibble. I don't get bracelets as gifts anymore. The SO took it badly one year when I ask if I could trade one in for a new computer. :rofl: He decided I will buy a bracelet if I want it but he is safer with electronics for gifts.
Though Fitz hands out indictments to many that stick then he can give me the cabal behind bars. Kinda like in this picture but with the bars closer together and meaner cell mates.

[SharonRB]

72. Oh, there you are...

I thought you were out celebrating Noe's indictment. You must be so happy!

[Botany]

81. Yes I am

I started screaming when the news came on the truck radio!

This is big ....... it goes right to the stolen election and bush.

I sense the house of cards is falling down around bush.

BTW Did you see Fitz stop and hold the door for his co workers?

and compare that to bush's boorish behavior trying to squeeze
ahead of Clinton @ his library.

[SharonRB]

90. I did notice that -- he's a gentleman and a scholar

Don't know if he's an officer and a gentleman, though.

I thought of you as soon as I heard the news about Noe. It's very exciting and just the beginning, I think. Maybe Blackwell will be next. Wouldn't that be nice?

[crispini]

95. I thought of you too, Cuddles.

Here's hoping this indictment bears fruit in a nice tell-all trial.

[Botany]

Noe's wife was head of the Lucas County BOE

Scroll over and look @ this return from Lucas County that was
caught as a screen saver from Ken Blackwell's web site on election
night ......

bush's world is about to become a living hell if the Noes roll .....
and they are rats too.

[SharonRB]

123. Verrrrry interesting!

[Botany]

127. Move along ..... nothing to see here ...... move along

that is what real vote flipping looks like ....
later on the tabulators will sort the # s out so as
to make sure bush wins 51 to 49%

the third party candidate was used as a place to
store the data until later on when the crooks see
how many votes and by what % they have to flip 'em.

The proof is there .... hopefully we can get Ohio
cooking along with the Plame crime too.

BTW this happened many places not just in Ohio and the press knows
about it but will not touch it.

[WolverineDG]

132. you always forget me!

:cry:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

135. You're probably getting Keef in Christmas Suspenders.

I know I'd love that waaaaaaay more than a Saturn. :loveya:

[WolverineDG]

137. LOL

sorry, rev, but if that's what i get, i ain't sharin'. :evilgrin:

but i'm still :cry: because botany always forgets me & has never told me i'm his "fave edv, no shit, shhh don't tell the others." :( maybe if i got season tix to the michigan games or steph's home #, he'd notice me..... :cry:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

9. Listen... Do you hear what I hear?

Hi, Rev! Back in the real world. Hard to get info other than water and ice distribution points. :)

:hug: Nice to be back!

Ooh, Jonathan Turley! A zinger: "He'll nominate Jenna next!"

[RevCheesehead]

12. Good snark.

Does Turley look a tad like Craig Crawford?

[Patsy Stone]

22. How about:

Craig Crawford and Oliver Platt's Love Child? :)

[RevCheesehead]

25. OMG.

:rofl: Major Ewwwww for THAT image... but still, damned funny.

[Clark2008]

77. I love Oliver Platt...

AND, I'm fortunate enough to share his birthday.

[Patsy Stone]

87. Hi, Clark!

You should meet my frind Jen. She looooves Oliver Platt. :)

:hi:

[bleever]

32. Cheese, you've definitely got the best avatar on DU.

Do you actually use a censer?

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

33. Nah... I'm just airing out my undies.

You might want to stand upwind for a while. ;)

[bleever]

36. ROFLMAO.

You=toomuch.


:rofl:

[crispini]

3. Hola Patsela!

So delightful to see you!

It's Fitzmas eve!

[Patsy Stone]

14. Hello, dahling!

Lovely to see you! We're drinking Fitz Nog. May I get you some?

[crispini]

18. Please!

Heavy on the nog. :D

[RevCheesehead]

21. I'll take her leftover Fitz.

:evilgrin:

[Patsy Stone]

27. Here you go!

Drink up. :evilgrin:

ed: better pic

[RevCheesehead]

31. Now he looks like Fox Mulder's real father.

Not that evil Cancer-man.

[Patsy Stone]

26. Cheers!

[crispini]

29. Oh so delightful!

And seasonal, too! :toast:

[bleever]

5. Hey! Long time no Pats!

So glad you're back in time for the big day.

:hug:


(At first I typed :hugh:)


:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

11. LOL.

Are you a closet Freeper? :)

So glad to be back. I think I need a drink. :hug:

[bleever]

Just poured it upthread.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

20. That was delicious!

Thank you! I think I'll have another, if you don't mind? :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

7. Keith chose the right suit for this tie tonight.

AND a white shirt.

Who still thinks he doesn't read this stuff?

:hi: Hi, Keith! :loveya:

[crispini]

19. Yes, this combination is sublime.

[WolverineDG]

133. i concur, rev

dark suit, w/tie & shirt that match = yum. :)

dg

[RevCheesehead]

136. It redeems the tie, IMO.

Kinda like Charlie Brown's Christmas Tree.

See? It's not such a bad little tree after all.

[gkhouston]

143. orange tie for Friday, do you think? n/t

[CC]

8. Hello to all, it the Ferretessa

live.

A special hello to Patsy who is entertaining already after the storm.

[RevCheesehead]

10. Hi, CC!

So, the critters didn't hide the remote from you tonight? :hi:

[CC]

16. Oh no, I put it in a drawer now.

And I am actually at home for once. The critters are being very well behaved when I am here though they do demand attention. They have hard a hard time adjusting too. Specially when I turn around and go to NYC like last week.

[Patsy Stone]

17. Mi casa es su casa!

Nog? South Beach is partying, let's join 'em. Merry Fitzmas!

[CC]

23. Why thank you , love some nog

Hoping it is strong too, have some pre celebrating to do. And as an added bonus got to hear Boxer call blivet weak. And Reid called him weak. That should be the line for a while, he is weak if he pulls Mires, he is weak if he nominates a right wing approved conservative, hell he is just weak.

[Patsy Stone]

35. Cheers!

To indictments!

[SharonRB]

24. Hi, Patsela!

I made it home. Welcome back! We're so glad you're okay.

[Patsy Stone]

39. Thanks, Sharon!

It's nice to be back. It's nice to have cable and internet. :)

[SharonRB]

43. Fitzgerald waited for you to get your electricity back

He didn't want you to feel left out. It made the rest of us crazy, but now he can issue the indictments.

[Patsy Stone]

44. It crossed my mind.

I couldn't have been happier to have had other things to focus on. :)

[RevCheesehead]

28. Record high oil profits.

Even Brian Williams was snarking on that one on the Nightly News.

[SharonRB]

30. And they don't think the gasoline companies are overcharging?

:rofl:

This is an abomination. They ought to enact a refund to the public for overpaying for gas these past months.

[crispini]

34. Exactement!

:puke:

Has anyone heard anything about a Fitz press conference tomorrow? he's GOT to have one!

[SharonRB]

40. If he doesn't I'll burst

It's enough with the suspense already. It's like the 12 days of Fitzmas and Fitznukah all rolled up into one.

[RevCheesehead]

42. A Cruci-fish!

:rofl: Thanks, Keith, I needed that.

[Patsy Stone]

46. Number 3: The Leak

John Dean coming up. Rove... I want you to go down. Libby, I think you're going down too.

[RevCheesehead]

49. Hopefully, not on each other.

:shrug: what? Wha'd I say? :evilgrin:

[Patsy Stone]

54. LOL!

:spank: Although, I thought it might sound like that when I wrote it. But, ewwww. Never, never, never think about that. :)

[crispini]

96. ROFL!

Hee hee hee.

[SharonRB]

63. See, the Miers distraction is working already

This would have been #5 without the Miers story.

[crispini]

48. Fitz gets coffee!

GD has been so funny today.

[Patsy Stone]

52. I tell ya

It's been a playground out there for a while. One of my favorite threads of recent days was "Take a song with the word 'Love' in the title and substitute the word 'Rove'". I should try and find it for you. It was a scream.

[Olney Blue]

57. Patsy, it's good to see you here. You were missed.

:toast:

[RevCheesehead]

59. That was a Lounge ditty.

And a damned funny one at that.

[bleever]

61. Notice that Fitz holds the door open for his staff as they enter

the building?

:thumbsup:

[crispini]

62. Fitz is indeed a man of fine character.

:loveya:

[SharonRB]

66. I wonder where Botany is -- he must be out celebrating Noe's

indictment today. The news just keeps getting better and better.

[Patsy Stone]

69. Correct behavior for the man who may save America. :) n/t

[RevCheesehead]

108. How about Reeter's big scoop:

WNBA player admits: She's GAY!!!


:eyes:

On a similar note, the Pope is still Catholic, and Generallisimo Francisco Franko is still dead.

[crispini]

50. Oh, no, John Dean, he's got all the mandate he wants.

He's got all the power of the AG....!

[Olney Blue]

51. Hi everyone-

I've been helping myself to the excellent holiday bar upthread!

Tomorrow is Fitzmas. We will find out who's been naughty.

[RevCheesehead]

56. Merry Fitzmas, Olney.

Watch it - Bleever spiked the Egg Nog.

[Olney Blue]

60. Spiked eggnog????

Leeve it to Bleever to do that!

[crispini]

58. Hi Olney!

Unless the indictments are sealed..... :scared:

[Patsy Stone]

67. Hi, Olney!

Take your pick of the food and drink. Oh, we need food:

[Olney Blue]

74. Looks like FEMA's doing a heckuva job down there-

Thanks!

[Patsy Stone]

85. I honestly haven't seen horrible things on the local news

The gas stations need electric, there isn't a gas shortage. It honestly hasn't been that bad in Dade, because people waiting for water didn't need it, since the tap water was fine; it probably should have gone to Broward, where they couldn't drink the water. I don't know why those people waited. FEMA probably should have cleared up the red tape a day earlier, but to be fair they were here on the second day. The local municipalities and the Red Cross handed out supplies on the first day.

The mayor was frustrated but his complaints were solved quickly. All in all no one's dying of thirst or exposure.

[Olney Blue]

88. Patsy, it seemed like Jeb was reprimanding people for

not stocking up- did you hear that?

Thanks for the inside info on Wilma. I also read your earlier post on the forum when you checked back in. So glad you are OK.

[Patsy Stone]

94. You're supposed to stock up.

You shop in June. :) Batteries, water, canned food. It's always been that no one comes in for at least 24-48 hours. The roads all have to be surveyed and cleared and the routes have to be mapped. The supplies are supposed to last you for the time it takes to get things up and running, either power-wise (it's usually not this long), or FEMA-wise. It almost seems silly to think people could get in within the first 24 hours anyway.

Believe you me, I'm no fan of Jeb, but the stuff came quickly. The organization of the stuff, that may be another issue.

[SharonRB]

109. I watched Debbie Wasserman Schultz last night very late

She and another Florida rep were the only ones speaking and there were very few others in the chamber. She had a chart where she was showing everything that had gone wrong. Sounds like you were lucky -- her representation wasn't so good. Seems like there were a lot of problems.

[Patsy Stone]

116. Her district was hit harder than Ileana Rosanadana's.

And it did take two days to include Dade and Broward in the Emergency Order. That blows, but that's for FEMA aid to repair, not ice and water.

[SharonRB]

78. Nice deli tray, Pats

Where's the rye bread?

[crispini]

80. Oh, yum. I'm hungry now.

snarf snarf!

[crispini]

53. He's looking at the forged memo, KO! That's gotta be it!

Please let that be it!

[RevCheesehead]

64. KEITH SNARK: TERRA ALERT!

"By the way, the President's remarks tomorrow include something on the War on Terror."

[Patsy Stone]

75. Absolutely Fabulous!

I was nowhere near the keyboard when I heard that, but I laughed out loud.

For KO: I've missed you. :loveya:

[crispini]

76. That was funny.

[bleever]

79. The shrub is so done. Let's take the House in '06 and impeach.

That's my response to that piece of consummate snark.

[crispini]

65. I think I might buy Fitz a white hat.

He needs one.

[SharonRB]

68. That bald spot on the back of his head makes it look like

he's wearing a yarmulke.

[Olney Blue]

70. Just so its not a cowboy hat!

[crispini]

73. No, it *should* be a cowboy hat!

'Cause in the old-time cowboy movies, the good guys wear the white hat! Man in the white hat = hero.

[Olney Blue]

86. You are right- he is a hero.

No matter what happens, this investigation has been tight and professional.

[crispini]

82. Smoking makes you stupid!

:rofl: Ok, I'm glad I quit.

[RevCheesehead]

83. Hey, Crispi - you still smoke-free?

[crispini]

89. Yep.

My brother, who still smokes, moved into my house this week. And I can barely stand to be around him. Of course he smokes WAY more than I ever did, so he totally reeks of nicotine even though he goes outside.

I'm so glad I quit. :D I don't exactly know how I moved from wanting a smoke to NOT wanting a smoke, but I no longer want a smoke. Yay!

[SharonRB]

93. Congrats, Crispi

Good for you!

[crispini]

102. Thanks!

I'm pretty happy.

[WolverineDG]

112. WTG Crispy

I'm so proud of you. :hug:

dg

[crispini]

114. Thanks!

:hug:

[gkhouston]

145. hey, TT?

:applause: for the trollop! :yourock:

[crispini]

151. LOL! Thanks.

I can breath; it's nice!

[crispini]

84. "Cash hat"

Hmmmmmm.....

[crispini]

92. I live less than 5 miles from that grocery store.

And I am SO GLAD I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE. :puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[Olney Blue]

97. We had someone at work who was defecating

in the bathroom sink. Alot of weird people out there......

[crispini]

98. This story is making me vaguely nauseous.

[Gogi]

153. To think...

I quit buying the doughnuts at Schnucks because they could'nt keep the flies of them! EWWWWWW!!!

[gkhouston]

154. I know. How does someone even THINK of this in the first place? n/t

[Muffstser]

100. I Quit is Back and so is ty08gng over my cats's head!

Sorry about that. She demanded a head rub...NOW.

(By the way, the I Quit thing is too funny. I emailed the show two days ago, saying that I missed the audience interaction, and mentioned "I Quit" and "News Quiz". If "News Quiz" comes back, I take full credit.)

[crispini]

103. And speaking of dried shredded turd.... it's RITA!

That was so obvious..... :rofl:

[Olney Blue]

107. LOL.

This has got to be the crappiest show on TV.

[Botany]

110. Crispini

You better apologize to the turds.

the promo ......

"I go one on one with a gay star of the WNBA" Cosby

Yo estoy muy limpo.

[gkhouston]

147. I don't speak Spanish...

does "Yo estoy muy limpo" mean that hearing Rita say, "I go one on one with a gay star of the WNBA" has caused you to suddenly be in need of erectile dysfunction medication?

[RevCheesehead]

111. ROFLMAO...

Best. Segue. Ever. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

118. LOL!

I'll be here all week! :)

[RevCheesehead]

104. Sounds like Izzy's gonna get letters.

The ultimate payback snark! Good Keith, and Good Luck!

[Patsy Stone]

117. Exactly what I thought.

:) :loveya:

[Muffstser]

105. That smile at the end was priceless!

Can you feeeeeel the snaaaaark toniiiight...

[RevCheesehead]

115. It was Cheshire Cat-like, wasn't it?

Lights fade out until all that is left is Keith's Ultra-Brite smile. :7

[Botany]

106. Rita is doing a live girl on girl lesbain show?

:puke:

Gee, Rita a women in the WNBA is gay?

What is next? Mens figure skating?

no news!

[Patsy Stone]

122. Breaking News!

First, though: another crime story! Oy.

I know who'da thunk, right? This just in: LPGA golfer is gay!

[Botany]

125. No way

Rita is without a doubt the greatest living reporter today.
And that is in any medium.

She has a law degree? How the f*** did she get that?

I had to run and turn off the TV she was to interview Gordon
Liddy about the Plame story ..... :puke:

[Patsy Stone]

128. Congrats on the election fraud linky to the BFEE.

A wunnerful, wunnerful thing. :)

She is the Murrow of our time. Didn't know about Skeeter's JD, that's disturbing.

[SharonRB]

121. I just checked my post number and I didn't even realize I

went over 4,000 sometime in the past week. I'm at 4,050.

[Patsy Stone]

124. Mazel Tov!

BTW, how about marble rye?

[SharonRB]

126. Mmmmm, that'll work.

And thanks! I'm spending way too much time out here.

[bleever]

129. Please tell your husband that you're supposed to get a

full service at 4K.


(Yeah, I'm giddy with the Fitzmas spirit.) :)

[WolverineDG]

134. aw c'mon keith

say it say it say it...you know you want to....stop with the "eve of something" stuff....it's Fitzmas!!

dg

[bunny planet]

138. PATSELA!!!!!

Are you ok, I've been gone the past two days, have to be in the city the rest of today, tomorrow, and Sunday. Couldn't even get on the computer until this morning. I am so happy to see you are here, have power and are posting, we were all so worried about you.

I just kept worrying and worrying, especially since the last thing I had heard from you was your posting of Wilma Flintstone in the eye of the hurricane. I will now catch up in the thread.

I am just so glad to see your post.
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

148. Thanks, honey bunny!

I saw your thread and meant to respond, but I was so caught up in the excitement of returning to the normal routine.

All is well. The building I work in was damaged and there are part of the roof that leaked through the drop ceilings, which caved.

How'd you side of the state fare? Have you had any reports?

:loveya::loveya::loveya:

[bunny planet]

149. Haven't checked yet. The St. Pete Times says no damage in the area,

and my mom is ok. I am renting the house out this year so I have a house agent, her last name is Sherlock Holmes if you can believe it (it's true), and she has not called to report any damage on my little pink home away from home. Storm Beta forming in the Atlantic.

Drop ceilings, they should't really drop literally, should they? Glad you are ok. I'll probably have to wait until Monday night to celebrate Fitzmas with yawl but it's a season, not just one day, right.

[Patsy Stone]

155. Corky Sherwood Forest?

So glad to hear all is well up there. The strongest winds and rains didn't seem to go that high up the state. In fact, the West Coast is recovering quicker than we are. So is Key West for that matter. Fantasy Fest is back on.

[bunny planet]

156. Who knew there was a Fantasy Fest. I would've relocated permanently

had I known. My little Fla-la-la town only has a Gecko fest, thank Gawd, so far, I've missed it.

[Patsy Stone]

157. Many spectacular costumes

http://www.fantasyfest.net/

On lots of people who oughtn't to be showing that much skin. :)

[bunny planet]

142. Well, hopefully I can get home in time tonight for the 8 oclock show to

celebrate Fitzmas with you guys but it will more likely be me alone watching the rerun at midnight.

:cry: just in case I'm not here I found another Fitzmas poem on the internets that I'd like to share.

Twas the night before Fitzmas, and in the White House
Every one was scared shitless, and Bush was quite soused
The indictments were hanging like Damoceles’ sword
As verminous oxen prepared to be gored

The perps were all sleepless, curled fetal in bed
While visions of prison cells loomed in each head
And Dick in his jammies, and George in his lap
Were sweating and swearing and looking like crap

When out on the web there arose such a clatter
The blogs and the forums were buzzing with chatter
Away to the PC Rove ran like a flash
He booted his browser and cleared out his cache

The rumors that flew through the cold autumn air
Made Dubya shiver with angry despair
When what to his horror-filled eyes did he spy?
A bespectacled man with a brown suit and tie!

With an impartial manner that gave Bush the shits
He knew in a moment it must be St. Fitz!
With unwavering voice, his indictments they came
He cleared out his throat and he called them by name:

Now Scooter, Now Libby,
Now Blossoming Turd,
Now Cheney, dear Cheney,
Yes, you are the third
To the bench of the court
Up the steps, down the hall
Now come along, come along,
Come along, all!

He then became silent, and went right to work
He filed the indictments and turned with a jerk
And pointing his finger at justice’s scale
Said, “The people be served, and let fairness prevail.”

He then left the room, to his team gave a nod
And the sound could be heard of a crumbling facade
And we all did exclaim, as he faded from sight
“Merry Fitzmas to all, and to all a good night!”