KOEB Meeting: 10/16/08 -- Wurzelbacher? I Hardly Even Knew Her! Edition

[Patsy Stone]

Hello, ladies, gents, lurkers and the rest. How is everyone this evening? :hi:

FWIW, I'm not buying the oh so convenient Joe the Plumber story. It seems from the polls, McCain's campaign waited until the series was just about to be cancelled before deciding to introduce a new character, and it didn't work. That's a clear sign they've jumped the shark. By all rights, Joe the Plumber should have been played by Ted McGinley.

[RevCheesehead]

1. It's another Monty Python sketch come to life!

"Packs of vicious Grandmothers roaming the streets..." :rofl:

:hi: Hi Patsy!

[Patsy Stone]

3. LOL!

I just see a group of Ruth Buzzis with the big purses in my head.

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

5. That, too.

Who's Arte Johnson? :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

2. Joe the Plumber was a plant

the type that would have worked in the pre-intertubes days. Jesus, are they working on stone tablets at McCain HQ?

:hi:

dg

[greenmutha]

Hi Patsy!

:hi:

I finally get to watch the show for the first time in forty million forevers. Looks like Keef has *all* the good stuff on the show tonite! :bounce:

[Patsy Stone]

7. Look at you!

Here! :loveya:

Have a seat:

[greenmutha]

8. Ahhh... thanks. I needed that.

Soft and comfy too! :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

26. Hi green!

Wow, haven't seen you in the longest! :hi:

[greenmutha]

31. Hi SG!

:hug: :loveya:

I haven't been able to watch Keef for a *very* long time. It's great to be here! :grouphug:

[ralps]

4. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

6. Hi Patsy! Howdy all!

:hi:

[bleever]

9. So Joe the Plumber is really Cousin Oliver?

I think you're onto something.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

11. No, no, no...

I see him more as Ace from The Love Boat type.

:hi:

[bleever]

29. Whoa...easy there, Einstein!

I'm clearly out of my depth here.

:rofl:

[Botany]

13. Joe the plumber

no license and no jobs .... great plumber.

[RevCheesehead]

17. Part of America's crack problem.

:hi:

[greenmutha]

19. Hi Rev!

:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

21. Greenie!!

:loveya: Nice to see ya!

[Botany]

25. you didn't say nice to see you to me.

:cry:

[greenmutha]

27. Hey! Did I ever tell you that you are my fave?

:hug: :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

30. I know - I take you for granted.

Dinner?

[greenmutha]

34. Shhh... don't tell anybody but

I love Mexican Pizzas at Taco Hell. :pals:

[RevCheesehead]

36. Be careful - -

Botany has a package "date night" that includes Taco Bell... :rofl:

[greenmutha]

45. Hmnnnn...

Methinks I'm missing something here. :shrug:

(This is what happens when you miss the meetings, dammit!)

[bleever]

32. Caption: "Oh no:

my contact lens!"

[Patsy Stone]

10. "Plus, they admitted in public to being beaten up by old ladies."

Too true. Why would you lie about that?

[SeattleGirl]

12. No guy I know would do that unless it were true.

First off, they're going to get laughed at by other guys.

And worse, if their mom's find out they WERE lying, they're REALLY in trouble!

[Patsy Stone]

14. Yep.

How gross of those women.

:hi:

[greenmutha]

15. There's an even nastier robocall out there.

Check this one out:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=3547632&mesg_id=3548005

Disgusting :puke:

[SeattleGirl]

16. Why in the HELL isn't crap like that illegal?

It's flat out lying, and doesn't it border on slander or libel?

GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

[greenmutha]

18. The McCain campaign has lost it's mind.

I cannot understand how they think this shit can possibly work on anyone but their rabid base.

[SeattleGirl]

20. And the fact that he is doing to Obama what Bush did to him is

absolutely disgusting.

I felt bad for McCain back then.

No more.

No more.

[Botany]

22. McCain has jumped the shark

Palin no vetting
Joe no vetting
Gonna quit the campaign to save the economy not true

Time for Gramps to get in a bathrobe and take a nap.

[SeattleGirl]

23. Yay Keith! Shout out to Josephine the Plumber!!

:bounce: :bounce:

[SharonRB]

71. As soon as I heard it on the re-air

I just knew he had read last night's thread!

[RevCheesehead]

24. BERRY! Keith just stole your "Josephine" from last night!

:rofl: He loves you!!

[Berry Cool]

33. I KNOW!!!!

:hi: Hi everyone, and HI KEITH!!!!! :loveya:

He just can't stop shouting out to me!!!!

[RevCheesehead]

35. Poor Keith - -

"I'd like to apologize for calling them old ladies." :rofl:
That's OK, Keith - we're not old over here! We're your age. :evilgrin:

[Patsy Stone]

44. "Greg the licensed Packer"

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

28. #5 Plumbing the Depths

:rofl:

[bleever]

37. How many millions of dollars??!!??

Oh, the humanity!!

[SeattleGirl]

38. Have you guys seen this thread in GDP?

One of the funniest damned things EVAH on DU! (Warning: Not for the prudish!)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7479912&mesg_id=7479912

[Patsy Stone]

42. Oh.My.God.

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

43. I was looking at it at work today, and started laughing

so hard, I was crying! Good thing I was the only one in the office! :rofl:

[bleever]

46. Holy Moley!

I'm gonna have to go read the entire thing, aren't I?

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

50. You absolutely are!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

58. Damn you!!

I think I wet my pants! :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

60. Sorry, Rev.

I just didn't want to be the only one! :rofl:

[SharonRB]

72. OMG

That was hysterical! We certainly have some talented people around here.

[greenmutha]

39. My favorite post-debate pic:

And variations thereof:

[SeattleGirl]

41. Hey greenie, look at my post just above this one.

:)

[greenmutha]

47. ROFL! I saw that thread when it was first posted, but not with all

the replies on it now. TOO effin funny! :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

51. I know! I looked at a ton of them at work, then had another

ton to look at when I got home.

Laugh 'till you cry funny! :rofl:

[Botany]

40. Palin Porn? Nailin' Palin

My republican Dad on our local NPR station today called
Sarah Palin "Snowflake Princess" .... his friend from
University of Chicago laughed .... the right winger Professor got
all huffy .... :rofl:

My Dad said in all his life he never has seen anybody as
bad as Palin.

[Berry Cool]

48. Poor Keith! Frog in his throat?

Started coughing--"I'm not gonna make it to the break--go"?

Poor guy!!

[Patsy Stone]

49. Was that coughing or vomiting?

:shrug:

[greenmutha]

52. It was hard to tell.

I hope Keef is OK!

[Berry Cool]

63. Strep doesn't normally make you vomit.

It looked like he had to cough up phlegm, and it was making his throat tickle like hell.

I just hope he isn't having problems in that area again.

[Botany]

53. Just the thought of Sarah Palin Porn got to him.

I think he just needed to "hock a loogie"

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

54. Nice

:rofl:

[greenmutha]

55. ROFL! Botany...

:hug:

[Botany]

57. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

don't tell the others

BTW you do like the beach @ sunset don't you?

[greenmutha]

59. Awww... you are so sweet.

Thanks for the purty flowers! :hug:

[Berry Cool]

66. Look out, Greenie.

The Taco Bell and Red Roof Inn can't be far behind.

[Berry Cool]

65. Exactly.

It was an unfortunate hock-a-loogie moment that popped up while on the air.

[greenmutha]

56. Look at that gorgeous electoral map! n/t

[greenmutha]

61. Awrite... Where did everybody go?

Y'all are lookin' at that GDP thread, aren'tcha? :spank:

[Patsy Stone]

68. I admit it

I went to eat. :blush:

[greenmutha]

69. AHA! I *knew* it!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7479912&mesg_id=7486261

:rofl: Berry!

[ralps]

62. Today's worst person in the world is Diane Fidillie??(sp) for sending out Obama

Dollars/ Food stamps!! WTF??? :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :wtf:

[SeattleGirl]

64. But there was nothing racist about it. I just looked at it as food!

Yeah, right, you freak!

[Berry Cool]

67. "I'm Keith Olbermann. I have a giant head. Good night and good luck."

:rofl: That whole Letterman thing he did was just too funny. I can't believe they got out a tape measure to measure his head!

[greenmutha]

70. Gotcha!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=315&topic_id=133669&mesg_id=133739

:rofl: :hug: :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

73. Too late, I changed it!

:rofl: Now what was that stupid joke McGramps made about Keith at the Al Smith dinner tonight? I just missed hearing it on Rachel's show. Something about how if he won, MSNBC was going to hang up a farewell banner for Keith, and he would be happy to tell Keith where he could put the banner?

He's a freakin' idiot. Obama was much funnier.

Edit: Oh, here we go. Rachel's rerun just replayed it. Grampy flogged the idea of the media being in the tank for Obama again, and said it will be a tough night at MSNBC if he "pulls this thing out." Says Keith has created his own "Mission Accomplished" banner and he will have to use it to decorate the padded room they will have to put him in. And if he needs any decorating help, he can call Grampy and Grampy will tell him exactly where he can put it.

And Brian Williams was shown laughing uproariously. Fuck you, Brian.

How droll. More "Krazy Keith" right-wing jokes. Oh well, come election night, I think Keith will be having the last laugh.