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RushIsRot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 08:11 PM
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Republican Lawyer
One afternoon a Republican lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the Republican lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there under that tree."

"Bring them along," the Republican lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the Republican lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the Republican lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The Republican lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
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