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medeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-05 09:00 PM
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Texas surgeons
Subject: Surgeons
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> Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
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> they had performed.
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> One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas.
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> A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and
> 8
> months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
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> One of the others said. "That's nothing.
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> A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them,
> and 2
> years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
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> The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
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> Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a
> horse
> head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
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> All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.
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> Now he's president of the United States."
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