Love and Laughter: A FUNNY Kerry pic thread.

[Vektor]

":wtf: is this guy talking about?"





That's just my baby daddy...





"Would you look at that?!?! He's gone batshit!"





"Do I have to come down offa this podium and slap you from Shit to Shinola?"





"Sit down, asshole."





Kerry gets an eyeful. (HAHAHAHAHHA)





Kerry ruins Mitt the Shit's photo op! Bwaaa-hahahaha!




"Now Velma, I've seen it. The rumors are all true. It's this big! - Stay away from that guy."





"I'm so bored I'm about to light my own farts."





"Damn, bitch is sexy, ain't he?"





He's got a degree from HPOA University!
(Hot Piece Of Ass)

[WildEyedLiberal]

1. Your captions are priceless, my dear

Also, I am way hotter and have way bigger boobs than that chick in that picture. Ogle me, Senator!

[Vektor]

2. I can't say the same.

Maybe he could ogle my flat, bony sternum, and great sense of humor. If he ever needs two aspirins, I've got em' RIIIGHT HERE.

[WildEyedLiberal]

8. He could ogle your

Hot, tight ass. Girl, I'd kill to have your ass.

[Vektor]

9. Thanks, yo.

HAHAHAH. :rofl:

I do have some junk in the trunk.

Too much, I have always thought. I want a skinny, flat white-girl butt.

[WildEyedLiberal]

10. LOL

Dude, your ass is hot. Mine is just big and lumpy and shapeless. Yours is oh-so-slappable.

[Vektor]

13. Uh...

Yeah...so I hear.

:smoke:

[WildEyedLiberal]

15. We make such good bread...

... for the Kerry sandwich. :smoke:

[Vektor]

16. Yeah...

You're white. I'm "wry."

We're both nutty.

And sometimes seedy.

Always filling.

[ProSense]

3. Great pics!

More:

[Vektor]

4. Um...jeans...

o_0

Whoa.

[ProSense]

5. Now

we're even, as far, um...going long goes.

[Vektor]

6. I volunteer!!!!

I will most assuredly GO LONG.

:patriot:

[ProSense]

7. Go ahead

Let your imagination run wild---mine is. :evilgrin:

[sandnsea]

11. I was there!!

Over under that balcony and white sign, so disappointed to be so far away, but then that's the balcony where Kerry and Dean first entered, Right Above Me!! OH MY GOD!!! Awesome event and once JK started speaking, all thought of Howard Dean was blown right out of there and I don't care what anybody else tries to say about it, I was there and heard it with my own two ears! And in that tall building, people were hanging out of it too and there were as many people on the streets outside as there were inside. It was AWESOME!!!

[JI7]

12. i always wondered what was going on in these

[Vektor]

14. I can see his uvula!

Hahahaha...

He's a happy guy!

[JI7]

18. i had to look that up

uvula, hahah

[ProSense]

23. His volvo?

Is he a driver? tee hee.

[JI7]

17. with Bill and Teresa

there are so many ways you can view this pic

[WildEyedLiberal]

19. She looks super pretty in that pic

No wonder she has two men leaning over her! But only one was lucky enough to take her home... or maybe she was the lucky one, on second thought :evilgrin:

[Vektor]

20. In a Molly Ringwald kind of way, almost!

The really pretty, smart chick!

[MH1]

21. She definitely got the better of the two.

:evilgrin:

[ProSense]

22. THK looks beautiful.

Of course she has a look on her face that says: look I'm flanked by two gorgeous men and I get to go home with with the hunk to my left. Can you guys make it a short conversation.

That's what I'd be thinking. :evilgrin:

[Island Blue]

24. Wow, that's a photo of three incredibly beautiful, intelligent people!

Yes, I think Bill is hot too. Not nearly as hot as JK of course (who is?) but there is just something about him...

Wouldn't you love to hear the three of them immersed in conversation? I guarantee you they're not talking about the best method for clearing brush down on the pig farm!

[globalvillage]

25. Bill looks so much younger in that pic.

BC: Pssst...John, who's the hot chick.
JK: Don't even go there, Bill.

[jenndar]

27. LOL!

That totally cracked me up.

[karynnj]

29. That Clinton looked so much younger was my thought too - but his face

so red. Kerry looks almost the same. Does anyoe know when the photo is from?

[JI7]

38. it's when Clinton was President

i think it was around the mid 90s. maybe just after or before Kerry got married to Teresa.

[TayTay]

26. Why is it that Dems have the best looking pols?

Good living? Not having all those sins weighing on their souls? I don't know, but that is a lovely pic. THK is just gorgeous in that pic. (Course she is gorgeous all the time, inside and out. Hey PA people, thanks again for sharing her.)

[jenndar]

28. I think it's the second.

Take the fact that THK isn't even really that much younger than that wrinkled sack of cabbages that is Rummy (ICK), who is rumored to work out like 9 hours a day or whatever, or that JK is easily the best looking male Senator at 62. Their good looks are proportional to their level of awesome, even if does just happen to be an accident :)

[ProSense]

30. Don't forget

Mummy (Bush)

[jenndar]

32. SHUDDER! n/t

[globalvillage]

33. Ewwwwww.

I was eating.
:puke:

[globalvillage]

31. Quid pro quo

I'm happy with the deal.

[TayTay]

34. Hey, Our Senator hangs out in PA from time to time

At THK's place outside of Pittsburgh. He watches Steeler games with the Pittsburgh folks. (Though he is a Pats fan. That must be an interesting time.) You get him some times. We get the wonderful THK sometimes.

Now we just have to rid PA of Santorum. Did you see some of the stuff he said at the Just Us Sunday? I weep for you good people that you have to listen to him. It's not fair or right. He has to go.

[globalvillage]

35. I read a bit about it.

When he opens his mouth, I just hear bla...bla...bla...

I'm so ashamed.

[TayTay]

36. I know how you feel. I have that Rethug Gov

who hates us. (Santorum doesn't say bad things about PA does he? There is that. And Jack Abramoff didn't get his start in PA did he? There is that. I am feeling a bit down about some things myself. But we do produce good Senators at least. I feel good about that.)

[karynnj]

37. Your other Senator was great on the Stephanopolis show

this morning. The questions were annoying, but Kennedy ignored the tone and just said what wanted. In addition, he looked very good. (I bet Kennedy never thought any significant number of people would call him MA's other Senator. )

[politicasista]

39. Cool pics!

Thanks everyone. :hi:

[JI7]

40. Romney looks evil to me

in that pic it looks like he isn't even acknowledging the person he is taking a pic with. with Kerry he always has a warm embrace with the person he is taking a pic with and a nice smile.

Romney looks evil and cold to me. even looking at that pic with Kerry in the background you can see Kerry is much more sweet.

[Island Blue]

41. Mittens looks like one of those cardboard cutouts

you can buy for $39.99 over the internets. How would you like to wake up every morning with THAT staring at you from the corner of the room. Yikes!