Heads up if your in Tulsa

[Gelliebeans]

and want to go to the zoo

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1534685

:rofl:

This is wrong on so many levels. I have to laugh now because I need to keep my blood pressure in check.

[onager]

1. I've been to Tulsa several times...

Along with Oral Roberts' spookatorium, hospital, etc., and many other Fundie wanna-be evangelists, Tulsa has an AMAZING number of nudie bars.

The statue outside Oral's joint is a huge pair of "praying hands" clasped together.

Locals joke that the hands weren't always that way. They used to be open and palms up. But they magically clasped together one day because somebody walking by dropped a quarter between them.

[Gelliebeans]

2. I have never been

there. I can't even imagine what a foreign tourist might think about Oral's set up.

[BurtWorm]

3. Head up your ass if you're in Tulsa.

Just kidding! :woohoo:

[rexcat]

4. I just hope the ark story is displayed...

with all of the animals of the world standing in line, but I don't recall reading that fairy tale in the bible about animals found in the Americas, or for that matter Australia being in the line. That must have been an error with whoever wrote the story. No, that won't work since the christian bible is error free. Damn, I'm confused!
:sarcasm:

[beam me up scottie]

5. They're just mad because the Japanese tourists

keep mistaking one of the chimps for * and insist on having their pictures taken with him.