FSM heresy

[Sabriel]

I couldn't believe this false image! Who do the people at Haribo think they are? How can they ascribe sourness to the FSM?

On edit: I'm also greatly disturbed by the not-so-subtle fork crucifiction. The term "stick a fork in it, it's done" doesn't apply to the FSM, as great Al Dente has stated.

http://store1.yimg.com/I/candywarehouse_1867_46459768

[WhollyHeretic]

1. Worry not! For those heathens shall never bask in the eternal

wonder of the FSM's noodlieness. We shall laugh at them while they languish in the dumpster of hell as we bask in the candlelight of heaven with checkered table cloths stretching as far as the eye can see.

[Strong Atheist]

2. Bah!

The FSM is imaginary! :evilgrin:

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. HERETIC!!!!!!!!! UNBELIEVER!!!!!!!!! KILL THE INFIDEL!!!!!!

Of course he is real. Here's a pic of him flying over a friends, girlfriends, buddy's, aunts, brother-in-laws house.


Here's pic of him having lunch with some friends, just the other day. It was the day before laundry day and being all guys, they were down to wearing bedsheets...you know.....it's a Spagetti thing.


There is a whole book about him, so if it is in a book, you KNOW it has to be true.


so....don't you talk bad about the FSM...you...naughty bad talker person.
"May a sprig of blessed oregano fall from his holy noodle clump and fragrance your rather plain tomato sauce"

[Strong Atheist]

4. When he personally

shakes my hand with his noodly appendage, then I will believe, and not a second sooner. BTW, calling me a heretic, is um, ironic :evilgrin: .

[Goblinmonger]

5. Speaking of literary terms like ironic, here's another:

Satire.

[geniph]

6. Unlike other, false, deities,

one can actually SEE FSM, and partake of His al-dente-ness.

[A HERETIC I AM]

7. No, actually calling you a heathen would be ironic in this case

because you are clearly being a heretic - that is "speaking contrary to established thought or doctrine" but i digress.

You must realize that in order to get the "Devine squiggly noodle shake" you must be a believer. I mean what kind of devine FSM would he be if he just went around offering a pasta limb to just anyone?

Not very devinely monster-like, thats what.

[Strong Atheist]

8. It is ironic because YOU

are the heretic. I am just an atheist...

[immoderate]

9. Atheists make the best heretics.

--IMM