They want me?

[ontheMark]

To be a "citizen. Soldier. Defender of Freedom. Got a letter from the National Guard Army saying I can get a free tshirt and DVD by just talking to a recruiter. But, I'm 55 years old and was found 4f back in the 60s.

Do I return the form? Are they really taking 55 year olds? Would a 4f be a problem?

[meegbear]

1. Get the free t-shirt!

You can never have enough of those.

[ontheMark]

2. Think they have any

that'll fit my beer gut?

[meegbear]

3. Im sure they do ...

they'll think you're a scrapping young man.

[Skink]

4. First call Michael Moore have him set up a camera...

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[Berserker]

6. What a great opportunity

I'm 51 and a Navy Vet I would go without a doubt. What and opportunity. What you need to do is memorize this part of Alice,s Restaurant:

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the Sargent came over, pinned a medal on me,
sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."
I would have FUN with that. They would remember me.