Table of "fatuous flannel"

[mr blur]

Poor old Psychic Sally Morgan has had a tough time lately.

After reports that a caller to an Irish radio show alleged that Sally was being fed information on stage via an earpiece, the media furor and sceptical enquiry that followed has no doubt been very trying for Sally.

To her credit though she is continuing to entertain vast crowds of believers at her lucrative live shows. Such performances no doubt take a considerable amount mental strain, so during these difficult times for Sally I thought I’d try and help ease the pressure.

The following table will provide 203 unique combinations of fatuous flannel with which to entertain her adoring devotees. Simply select a random “fishing” statement from the first column and then based on the gender, age, ethnicity, fashion, accent and body language of the responder select a suitable “qualifier” statement from the second column. Finally select any random “appeasement” statement from the third column and the jobs a good’un.

From Science, Reason and Critical Thinking http://crispian-jago.blogspot.com/

[laconicsax]

1. Ha!