New neutrino speed of light jokes

[Ichingcarpenter]

-We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here, said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.

-Neutrino. Knock knock.

-Hipsters liked neutrinos before they arrived.

-I wrote a speed of light joke...but a neutrino beat me to it.

-A. To prove particles can travel faster than light Q. Why did the neutrino cross the road?

-I'm going to tweet my neutrino joke yesterday.


Anyway I laughed before I read any of them.

[NV Whino]

1. OMG!

Jeopardy has been running on neutrinos all along!

[begin_within]

2. In Before the Neutrino

[jberryhill]

3. I don't get much of a charge out of these neutrino jokes

[Ichingcarpenter]

4. Well, entropy isn't what it used to be

Due to quantum tunneling, there is an extremely tiny chance that this joke may suddenly disappear at any time (and reappear elsewhere).

[sakabatou]

5. It's better with this:

[rug]

6. What is the most unhappy subatomic particle in the universe?

A female neutrino.

[Rabblevox]

7. Flavor me spin me, and FTL me! Do it baby, you know you want to! /nt