Run off the road by car, cycling. Driver: "God wouldn't let me hurt you."

[Mika]

I didn't go down too hard. Driver stopped.

I said "WTF, you nearly killed me!"

Driver said "God wouldn't let me hurt you."

I replied "but god figured it was OK for you to knock me down?"

No response. So I then said "thank god for me that YOU didn't kill me."


Rewrapped my handlebar tape and rode on. :mad:




On edit: I'm in Miami Fla.

[Massacure]

1. Should have got his info and went to the hospital for a check up

Just to spike his insurance.

[Mika]

10. Insurance?? Are you kidding?

This is Miami, where 60+% of drivers don't have insurance.

[Massacure]

11. oh. Where I live, we are required to have car insurance to drive.

If it is required in Florida, you could have reported him for not having insurance.

[The Doctor.]

2. I just got great news!

I saved a bundle on car insurance by switching to God for my coverage!

Now I can drive like an ass and blame God if something goes wrong!

[bahrbearian]

6. Exactly !

[Mika]

7. I love it!

Funny one, Dr_eldritch. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[classof56]

3. Hope you got license plate and vehicle description

so you can report this idiot. Geez, there's a lot of wackos out there. Glad you're okay, but you shouldn't give this driver a pass.
Get mad, then get even!

[Mika]

8. Thanks

There's just too many wackos in Miami. If I didn't give 'em a pass I'd be chasing down wackos full time.

[MountainLaurel]

4. Hey, no Christian bashing here!

:eyes:

[enough]

5. Just reporting the facts --

Great story. Glad you survived to tell the next one.

[Mika]

9. Thanks. Wasn't bashing God

Note my sig.

Thanks again.

[MountainLaurel]

12. Forgot the *sarcasm* alert

My bad.