America's Team starts a 4-game series with the Team that honors Satan with its name.

[joeybee12]

Four against the Devil Rays in Tampa. Should be interesting...ain't getting my hopes up. Tampa is a shell of itself this season, but Boston didn't win at Tampa last year until the play-offs.

[Forkboy]

1. That almost makes me want to root for Tampa.

:evilgrin:

[Auggie]

2. I'll root for any team that plays against the Red Sox

[joeybee12]

4. Be gone Satan!

Cast thyself asunder!

[Forkboy]

7. Well that's a hell of an attitude.

;)

[Auggie]

15. Decades of watching the Red Sox

beating up the Cleveland Indians have done this to me. I have a right...

[joeybee12]

3. There is too much evil in the AL east...Tampa, which has honored Satan...

...and the Spankees, a team owned by Satan.

[petronius]

5. The Red Sox are America's Team now?

When did that happen?

:shrug:

[Forkboy]

6. It was a hostile takeover from the Dallas Cowboys.

:)

[Jack Rabbit]

9. Is that because Texas wants to secede?

The Cowboys can't be America's team any more? (Like they ever really were.)

[Forkboy]

10. Nah, it was just because they suck.

Whereas the Red Sox, as everybody surely knows, are universally loved.

:yoiks:

[joeybee12]

16. Correct...there is not ONE PERSON on the face of the ENTIRE earth...

...that does not love the loveable Red Sox. :loveya:

[TZ]

17. Call Mr. Person!

You made a funny post! :P

[joeybee12]

14. I think in 1903 when they were first formed...

...where have you been?

[flvegan]

8. Tampa repented.

They're just the Rays now.

That said, I hope the Sox sweep. Wish I was going to the games, too.

[Redbear]

11. They haven't be the Devil Rays since '07. (n/t)

[joeybee12]

12. Once the Devil Rays always the Devil Rays!

They don't fool me!

[joeybee12]

13. That's what they WANT you to believe...

...they still worship Beelzebub!

[Captain Hilts]

18. They took Satan out of their name. They're just the Rays now. That's why they won last year. nt

[cboy4]

19. You're quickly gaining on madinmaryland as one of the

most intolerable posters referring to the Red Sox as America's team.

The Cubs are arguably more popular than either the Red Sox or the Yankees.

You need to tone down the obnoxious behavior. Even if it's just in jest, it's comepltetely intolerable.

If I were to ever hear Sweet Caroline on the radio, there's a good chance I put a hammer through my stereo system.

Try to be satisfied with having a goos team, without dragging Boston into the gutter of the obnoxious.

They are certainly not America's team. Come on ow.

[trumad]

20. But madinmaryland is still miles away from you....

[cboy4]

26. Madinmaryland is as close as the current winning team -- not

matter how little connection he has to them .. even if they're located in Tokyo.

[Forkboy]

21. Soon we'll take over the world!

Red Sox Nation, coming to a town near you!

:yoiks:

[cboy4]

25. Hey, Red Sox nation is fine .. I just can't deal with America's

team! :)

[madinmaryland]

28. Even for you, cboy, that is one of the most (can't use that word) mentally

challenged posts you have made in a while.

What kind of fucking Kool-Aid were you drinking last night!

[jakefrep]

22. Since when do the Dallas Cowboys play baseball?

:shrug:

[MaineDem]

23. I don't think of them as America's Team but, in any case, it didn't start out too well

At least Ells came through.

[joeybee12]

24. Didn't they beat the Spankees 15-5 in the first game of their series...

...then lost the next two...if the Red Sox take one I'll be happy.

[joeybee12]

27. Whew!

I'm happy that America's Team got one in Tampa...Tampa is gonna stink this year, using up all their energy and focus on beating the Red Sox...

[madinmaryland]

29. The Dallas Cowboys don't play a regular season game until September.

[joeybee12]

30. That post has nothing to do with this thread!

Geesh!

[madinmaryland]

31. The thread title referenced "America's Team" and I was just pointing that out!!

[joeybee12]

32. Dallas Cowboys and America's Team?

I still don't get it...it's not like anyone likes the Cowboys these days....