Pat Burrell is Mr Clutch this April for the Phillies....

[Postman]

Pat "The Bat" Burrell carrying the Phillies through the month of April with his clutch hitting while J-Roll and the Flyin' Hawaiian recuperate from injuries...

Ryan Howard where the f**k are you?

[anselmo]

1. Burrell strikes out too much

He's one of those hitters who do only two things: Homer and K.

[Postman]

2. You haven't been watching the same team I have.

Burrell has been red-hot since last July.

[rep the dems]

3. Well I think a certain #26 has been carrying the team as well, but

there's no question that Pat has been phenominal so far. I'm pumped every time he steps up to bat.

[Postman]

4. Utley has been nothing short of clutch also.

n/t

[MeanMeanJellyBean]

5. Pat Burrell apparently is the man...

Is Pat Burrell sleeping with your wife?

http://www.serioussportsnewsnetwork.com/2008/05/pat-burrell-could-totally-sleep-with-your-wife-right-now-if-he-wanted-to.html

[cboy4]

6. My Giants should have swept you guys this past

weekend!!!!

:argh:

[rep the dems]

7. Bumping this thread for another Phillie who's looking pretty good right now...

Ladies and gentlemen, Jayson Werth!