Woods 3 under at Masters turn in rousing return

[Elmore Furth]

Source: Associated Press

By PAUL NEWBERRY (AP) – 48 minutes ago

AUGUSTA, Ga. — Tiger Woods is climbing up the leaderboard in the opening round of the Masters. He shot a 3-under 33 over the first nine holes in his return from a sex scandal.

Woods made a 10-footer for eagle at No. 8, bouncing back from his lone bogey on the front side at Augusta National on Thursday. He followed with an even more brilliant birdie. Woods hit a 5-iron around the pine trees to set up a 12-foot putt that drew a roar from the crowd as he made the turn. He is just two strokes behind the leaders.



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[BootinUp]

1. He is an amazing competitor, got to give him that. nt

[Captain Hilts]

16. Golf's now all he's got. nt

[Pisces]

2. He is a golfer, everything else is none of our business.

[onehandle]

3. And we just found out that he nailed his neighbor's daughter somewhere between the age of 14 and 21.

Which way will sponsors edge? Away or towards?

[stevenleser]

8. Was it when HE was between 14 and 21 or recently when SHE was between 14 and 21?

It makes a big difference.

[onehandle]

13. She.

I just saw that they also 'made out' in the vehicle that he crashed into the tree, so I think we can (or at least supposed to) assume that she was legal during the affair.

It was a 2009 Cadillac SUV.

He first met the girl when she was just 14.

[Mojambo]

4. Pretty goddamn remarkable given the layoff. n/t

[SoxFan]

5. fapfapfapfapfapfap

And the golf crowd's masturbatory frenzy begins...

[cbdo2007]

6. Of course I"m rooting for Tom Watson but Tiger is my second favorite....

[BootinUp]

7. Watson

is my favorite too. How is he doing?

[JonLP24]

10. He's in a four way tie for first

[BootinUp]

11. Shit, now I'm going to be sad

if he doesn't win.

Come'on Tom thrill us one more time baby!

[steelyboo]

9. All I know is, if he wins the whole thing with a final score of

69, I might very well die from laughter.

[JonLP24]

12. LOL -- He eagled two times in one round for the first time in his career at the Masters

He's at -4 now.

[Iggo]

14. Rousing? Do you feel...you know...roused?

Know'm say'n?

[madinmaryland]

15. What are you saying about... uhhhh.... roused??

:D