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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-22-10 12:10 PM
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Women should stay away from Jimmy Johnson
He is advertising for Extenz.

Maybe he will get a hardon that lasts 72 hours.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-22-10 12:13 PM
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1. The officials are bringing out the chains for a measurement.
:scared:
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-22-10 12:15 PM
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2. Replace chains with microscope...n/t
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-22-10 12:20 PM
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3. It would appear that he disagrees:
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-22-10 12:25 PM
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4. That's not what he HAS....
it's what he WANTS...


:evilgrin:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-22-10 01:42 PM
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9. And they're about 3 inches short of the first down.
Oh, wait a minute -- that's not distance the ref is indicating... :evilgrin:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-22-10 01:07 PM
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5. Huh? The four time Sprint Cup Champion from Nascar is advertising that stuff??
:wtf:
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-22-10 01:19 PM
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6. Nascar?
Some nasal spray?
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-22-10 01:27 PM
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7. Uhmm. The Amish don't not believe in owning or using motor vehicles.
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-22-10 01:29 PM
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8. So that means you use public transit, right? n/t
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-22-10 02:16 PM
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10. Actually they will use public transportation.
They just don't operate vehicles.

They don't own telephones, but will use other people's phones.
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