How do you feel about Satan?

[Boojatta]

Poll question: How do you feel about Satan?

[Orrex]

1. That fucker owes me twelve bucks.

[left coaster]

2. Who needs Satan?

We have each other!

[baldguy]

3. Used to be a good hockey player.

He's getting old though.

[Kaleva]

4. Other-Satan exists and he's my enemy.

[GMA]

24. that option would be so not du-like.

n/t

[Speck Tater]

5. Hell of a party animal, but then he pukes on the floor and leaves the toilet seat up. nt

[msongs]

6. one might think an all powerful god would vanquish satan. oh well nt

[rug]

7. He has an easier name than Beelzebub.

[lib2DaBone]

8. If Satan doesn't exist... who is Joe Lieberman?

[denbot]

9. Worst Vice President Ever!!!

[Jamastiene]

10. Somebody just HAD to vote that option, so I volunteered.

"Satan exists, and I love Satan."

I figured what the Hell. Yeah, I know. I'm going to Hell with all the "illegitimate" children, rock stars, and the rest of my GLBT family. I'll be in good company. There will be good concerts, good people, and most likely good food.

:evilgrin:

:hide:

[Ernesto]

11. I'm sooo as-scared!

NOT

[FreakinDJ]

12. I just hope he has a special place for Dick Cheney

with a pineapple up his butt

[frog92969]

13. "Gaurdian of the tree of knowledge"

He's that evil fucker that makes us heathens believe in science.
:evilgrin:

[FreeJG]

14. Google everything you can on COL. MICHAEL AQUINO, and you can answer your own question.

Read about Satanists in The Franklin Cover Up.

[MUAD_DIB]

15. You left out references to

the Baby Satan and Christmas Satan.

:eyes:

[randr]

16. If he and Sadam want to stay married who am I to complain?

[kwassa]

17. The friend of the devil is a friend of mine

so says the Grateful Dead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XacvydVrhuI

[provis99]

18. Hell froze over, because Satan skates in an ice rink.

I could have sworn his original jersey number was "666".

[marginlized]

19. Beleif in Satan = Christian Polytheism n/t

[ZombieHorde]

20. I believe the Bible claims Satan is an angel, as opposed to a god. nt

[moobu2]

21. He still as super powers no matter what you call him

I think he should be classified as an evil demigod in the Christian Pantheon.

[ZombieHorde]

22. Greek mythology has many powerful non-god supernatural beings.

Cerberus the giant three headed dog, Medusa/Gorgon, the Syrians, and the Titans come to mind.

[caitxrawks]

23. the older i get, the more

I love this Satan fellow.

Seriously, he's much more fun than Jesus. Who wants to be around a goody goody all the time? REALLY? I'd rather be around someone who knows how to get down and dirty every now and then.