Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman bug me for the same reason

[Enrique]

They're both too cute and they both act too cute. And their movie looks way too cute. As you can tell, I'm not a big fan of cuteness.

edit: and that goes for Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore too...

[Lint Head]

1. Doesn't Ashton Kutcher believe the rapture is coming in May, 2011.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. Wouldn't it be cool to play with his calendar, especially if he had to go under for

some simple operation... and when he came out of it all the calendars, charts, etc were for April 2011?? I mean, he was pretty funny when he got punked and all... I'd laugh, you?

[azurnoir]

4. umm I was under the impression that Kutcher is Jewish n/t

[Warren Stupidity]

5. that was a joke

not the world's greatest actor, but not an idiot either.

[Tunkamerica]

8. you sir/madam were punked.

[azurnoir]

3. well IMO Kutcher always seems to play some variant of Kelso

however Portman does seem to have broader range, such as in Cold Mountain or the Black Swan

[justgamma]

10. I thought she was great in "V for Vendetta" . n/t

[LiberalFighter]

11. He played himself as Kelso.

[notesdev]

6. Interesting coincidence

both of them share the same real last name, "Baggins"

[TlalocW]

7. Why don't you like cute?

"Pwease, wike my cuteness," says Mister Hamster.

TlalocW

[blm]

9. "I hate spunk!"

You've got Mr.Grantitis.

[Iggo]

12. Natalie Portman is goddamfrickinadorable.

I do cute.

[Goblinmonger]

13. She is more than cute

Perhaps it is the English teacher in me, but this pic--WOW


And she is hilarious in the Lonely Island song
http://www.hulu.com/watch/1404/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-natalie-raps

[mackerel]

14. Can not stand Ashton whatever his name is....

fecking annoying

[Bucky]

18. Did you notice how the video started to suck the second Andy Samberg showed up?

No matter how annoying Portman is, she's not Samberg.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

15. If "cute" means "smug little fuck," then Kutcher's a Cutie.

:puke:

[Still Blue in PDX]

16. +10 nt

:puke:

[dddem]

17. If you'd like to see natalie Portman not cute

I highly reccomend seeing Black Swan. She was anything but cute in this film. It was a powerful performance. Of course, I really enjoy watching her, in anything. From 'V for Vendetta' to 'Where the Heart is'.
As for Ashton, he's amusing and I don't hate looking at him, but that's about the extent of it.

[Darth_Kitten]

20. Sorry, that wasn't powerful to me, just embarrassing.

I heard a few chuckles around me watching it. :hide:

[Darth_Kitten]

19. She's apparently a huge, stuck up beotch in real life, too.

Seriously, I did not make that up. :)