Shhh ... Obama mum on what's in 'book of secrets'

[steven johnson]

If Obama could just sell some of the gold in the Templar's treasures, we'd have a lower national debt.

Yes, President Barack Obama has seen the fabled book of secrets from the "National Treasure" film sequel. And he's staying zipped on what's in it.

"I would tell you but I'd have to kill you," Obama joked in a White House interview with talk radio show host Michael Smerconish.

Smerconish said his sons have seen "National Treasure: Book of Secrets," the Disney sequel to its 2004 hit, and know Obama has been provided the book of secrets that only Oval Office occupants are privy.

n the movie, the book contains secrets on Area 51, a secretive site in the West popular in UFO folklore, and John F. Kennedy's assassination among others.

Shhh ... Obama mum on what's in 'book of secrets'

[Dogmudgeon]

1. It contains the cure for baldness.

Srsly.

Ya, srsly.

--LOLd!