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TruthIsAll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 07:31 PM
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YOU WANT KERRY? PRESS RIGHT HERE. DON'T YOU WORRY
Three Card Monte

Go right ahead,
vote your choice
In a democracy
We all have a voice

Cast your vote,
Bush or Kerry
Press right here
dont you worry

Its touch screen
Simple, dear
You want Kerry?
Press right here

Now go ahead
You voted Kerry?
Got Bush instead,
Dont you worry

Just press BLUE
Changed to RED?
Its just a glich
Aint that a bitch?

Once again
Vote for Kerry
You have time
What to worry?

There you go
Pressed Kerry?
Damn, Bush again.
Well, then?

One more time
Youre gonna crack
You want Kerry?
Hes got your back

Ok, here goes
Oh, no, not again!
It just wont work
Youre just a jerk

Got to go?
Its getting late?
Then call the DNC
Theyll fight, just wait and see.



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whometense Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 07:40 PM
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1. I'm sure you've seen this
Edited on Sun May-15-05 07:40 PM by whometense
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TruthIsAll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 08:52 PM
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6. No, never saw it unitl now. Great animation. Pre-election, we all knew it
Edited on Sun May-15-05 08:57 PM by TruthIsAll
would happen. And it did.

In 86 of 88 documented touchscreen incidents, Kerry votes turned to Bush votes.

It's a One in 79,010,724,999,066,700,000,000 longshot.

...................... 1 in 79 SEXTILLION ..............

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:36 PM
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9. That's basically
what Arnebeck has said. If you go to http://www.cspan.org and type in the video search engine Cliff Arnebeck look for his interview on the Washington Journal. He basically makes the claim that whenever a republican voted for Kerry it got switched to Bush. My question is how did they know their party line?? :shrug: I don't use voting machine's so I don't know how they work.
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TruthIsAll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:45 PM
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10. How did they know their party line? Simple.
Just go to the heavy Red precinctcs and set the code to switch every n'th Kerry vote to Bush. Since the majority of the voters are already registered Repubs (its heavy Rrpub to begin with), that's how you do it.
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Amaryllis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 10:25 PM
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13. I saw it, and my memory was that it was long before the election.
was another that was very similar.
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whometense Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 12:40 PM
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15. I first saw it
well before the election. Don't remember exactly when, though.
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understandinglife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 07:53 PM
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2. "Then call the DNC They'll fight, just wait and see." We're still ....
.... waiting, DNC.

Didn't know you are a poet, as well!

Peace.


www.missionnotaccomplished.us
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Melissa G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 08:50 PM
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5. and waiting and waiting...and waiting and waiting...and waiting ....
and waiting and waiting... kinda like the Energizer Bunny in reverse...and waiting and waiting...and waiting and waiting....
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Catamount Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 08:34 PM
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3. Poetry prize for the day and third nomination!
:kick:
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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 08:40 PM
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4. Bush won? Prove it! Whenever TIA waxes poetic,
somewhere in the stifling heat of his Darth Vader costume, KKKRove feels a disturbance in the force.


heh heh


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understandinglife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:29 PM
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7. Imagine this TIA special disturbed 'the force' a bit, as well.
Edited on Sun May-15-05 09:30 PM by understandinglife
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

Peace.


www.missionnotaccomplished.us - Be it MNA Day 3 or 8 or 15 or .... the day will come when 10s of millions of Americans and others stop their typical activities for 24 hours and urge 10 times that many to join should another MNA Day be required. On that glorious day America will have begun truly to be "America," again.

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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 10:25 PM
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12. The Force is strong with this one.

Inspires many to feats of greatness, he does.


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KaliTracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:32 PM
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8. I'll take fries with that.
Whats more important to you
The fact that we can order hamburgers
almost without incident throughout the country
from the same franchise on any given day...

Or the fact that on election day
the machines in charge of keeping our votes

broke down, voted wrong, registered thousands
of votes for Bush, switched votes from Kerry
to Bush, lost thousands of votes (in more than
one precinct),
and that

one of the companies responsible
pledged a win for Bush and just happens to
make most of the ATM machines in the country.


Ill have fries and a cola with that.
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Kip Humphrey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 10:05 PM
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11. You put my experience to song! Thank you. Got a tune for it?
For the countless who didn't catch the switch here in Texas, and in New Mexico, and in Florida, and in North Carolina, and in Ohio, and in...

If you voted "Vote Democratic Slate" and didn't check your presidential vote before casting your vote, you did not register a vote for John Kerry. Sorry. The machines were programmed to behave that way. The company that developed the software was owned by two staunch Republicans, one who vowed to "deliver Ohio to George W Bush in 2004."
Programmer Clint Curtis testified (and passed a polygraph to the effect) that he wrote a program to switch votes on DRE touchscreen voting machines. The client for the software: House of Representatives Republican Feeney of Florida.

The exit polls were wrong, not because more people voted for George Bush and didn't want to spread the good news of their vote, but because of the countless votes switched from John Kerry. At least 64 million Americans came out last November 2nd to replace George W Bush. Kerry lost with 59 million reportedvotes. What happened to 5-6 million votes? 99% of the 50,000 incidents of election irregularities reported to the Election Incident Reporting System (EIRS) during the election favored Bush at th expense of Kerry. 99 percent! Either Bush supporters don't complain when witnessing their votes switched to Kerry, or this is prime fascia evidence of organized, widespread election fraud involving illicit vote tampering intended to thwart the will of the electorate. Haven't heard about all this? Well, that's one of the prices we all must continue to pay since America stopped being a Democracy.
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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-16-05 06:48 AM
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14. A fact
I voted the first day in early voting and voted a straight Dem ticket & sure enough it had my choice for the president as *! At the time I thought it was my screw up. It wasn't until later that I discovered it was widespread. About the same time I found that most didn't carefully check their ballot prior to submission...
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