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sonias Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 02:52 PM
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God Urges Rick Perry Not To Run For President
The Onion 7/21/11
God Urges Rick Perry Not To Run For President

AUSTIN, TXDescribing Texas Gov. Rick Perry as grossly unqualified for the position, God, the Creator and Ruler of the Universe, urged Perry not to run for president of the United States Wednesday. I prayed last night and asked the Lord to support my candidacy, and He said no, Perry told reporters outside the Texas Capitol, explaining that God had cited the governors rejection of federal stimulus funds to expand state jobless benefits, his irresponsible speculation about Texas seceding from the union, and his overall lack of concrete solutions to nations problems as reasons why He could not endorse a Perry presidential bid.


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Wwagsthedog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 03:18 PM
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1. Yay!
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white cloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 10:10 PM
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2. Ya
Maybe he will just run for the Border. LOL
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onestepforward Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 10:57 PM
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3. LOL!
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sonias Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-11 10:00 AM
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4. Not that Perry would listen to God anyway
I'm pretty sure that he's just talking to himself. :eyes:
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