Press Release: Watts questions Noriega's service in Afghanistan.

[johncoby2]

For Immediate Release
Thursday Sept 13, 2007

Contact:
Kim Lindev 210-765-0087

Watts Questions Noriega's Service in Afghanistan
Calls for an explanation to voters.

SAN ANTONIO- Candidate for United States Senate, Mikal Watts has
called on his primary opponent to explain to Texas voters his "so-
called" service in Afghanistan. According to Watt's campaign staff
"Noriega should come clean on his 14 months of service in the armed
forces".

Watts continued "Besides taking $1500 from Bob Perry, Noriega needs to
come clean on his active duty service. Was he really there? Do you
know anyone who has actually seen Noriega in Afghanistan, Pakistan, or
Anyotherstan in the world?"

Eddie Garcia, an active member of TexBlogs has praised his
candidate for keeping a lid on this issue until now. According to
Garcia, "Watts has served in harsh inhumane climates, taking cases
in court rooms with temperatures as low as 71 degrees. Working a jury
while wearing a Kashmear sweater is hell, and sometimes the
temperature soars to 75 degrees requiring Mikal to wear his sweater
tied around his waist. While Mikal has been there, Noriega, on the
other hand, can only talk of enduring below freezing nights and 120
degree summer days."

Watts has also had to endure the hardships of sitting for long periods
of time on Italian leather chairs. "Italian leather!" exclaimed Watts.
"It is heart wrenching not being able to cherish home grown leather
from US cows." stated Watts.

And his staff has also made tremendous sacrifice sitting on cold
toilet seats in the marbled halls of the Court room bilking millions
out of corporations with the help of his buddies on the Texas Appeals
Courts.

"Noriega claims to have been in Afghanistan for 14 months, yet no one
has ever seen him there. It is a question of character." Stated Watts.

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[johncoby2]

1. I am just so full of wit!

[hobbit709]

2. You could be half right

:rofl: :rofl:

[Melissa G]

3. Too Wicked!

:spank: but in a good way...:evilgrin::-) :rofl:

[muse]

4. Watt?

Another press release from the Watts campaign?

;-)