St. Paulians--been receiving any Randy Kelly robo-calls?

[jpgray]

I can't wait to bury this guy in a week. His seemingly inevitable comeuppance is something I will find immensely satisfying. :D He was almost knocked out of the race entirely by Dickinson in the primary, and her campaign could barely pay its phone bills, let alone run a city-wide ad blitz.

[hermetic]

1. Oh yeah,

on my answering machine. I just laughed and hit "erase".

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Right now I wish I lived in St. Paul

just so I could vote against that tool Kelly.

[Spike from MN]

6. I'll vote twice just to help you out.

I haven't received any calls from Randy Kelly's campaign so I kinda feel left out. What a bummer. I'd LOVE to get one from a real person so I can ask why the hell my property taxes are going up 20% or so under Kelly. Oh wait. Maybe it's not property taxes anymore. Maybe it's property "fees." Yeah, that's it. Nevermind.

I have, however, received the rather generic calls that just ask if I'm going to vote for Kelly, Coleman, or someone else. I tell them "Anyone but Kelly. I'll vote for a ham sandwich over Kelly and I'm a vegetarian." I think that gives them some idea where I stand.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

3. They won't leave me alone...

Last thursday, I received three calls that day. My phone said "Unknown Number" three times, and sure enough, the third time I picked up, it was for Randy Kelly for Mayor
They should have called themselves "(CHRIS COLEMAN) IS A BIG POOPY LIBERAL WHO WILL STEAL YOUR MONEY!" because that's all they could talk about. The damn script that the caller (this was the second one in a week) read talked about Randy Kelly and how much of a saint he was, and that "his opponent" would steal your money and force your daughter to have an abortion.
I swear, if I didn't actually know, I'd swear Randy Kelly was a republican.
Oh, wait...

[northernsoul]

4. Just 1 week 'til The Liberation of St. Paul

Randy Kelly signed his political suicide note a long, long time ago - Nov. 8 is when the chair gets kicked out from under him.

[dpbrown]

5. I get real people

They go through an entire spiel about how much Coleman is going to raise taxes and then ask if "the mayor" can count on my support.

I tell them:

I have two things to say. First, Randy Kelly already said that if he's reelected he's going to raise taxes, so your accusations against Coleman are a red herring. Second, Randy Kelly endorsed the worst President in the history of the United States of America and I would never vote for Randy Kelly, ever.

[lakeguy]

7. voted absentee already, kelly is goin down!