Kerry had unfair advantage in debates

[oregon_dem1]

After all, he's spent decades honing his debate skills as a lawyer and senator. Bush is a failed businessman...he's never had the need for debate skills. In the spirit of fairness, maybe Kerry should offer to change the debate format to a cheerleading competition or drinking contest.

[LiberalEsto]

1. brush clearing competition n/t

[CO Liberal]

2. Plus Kerry Brought a Fully Functioning Brain With Him

:-)

[AspenRose]

3. How about who can take the most vacation time?

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[incapsulated]

4. Drunken Dog Dropping!

Hungover Bike Toppling!

Deficit Race to the Top!

How many Allies Can You Lose in a Month!

Smirkin' and Snortin'!

[Union Thug]

5. Yeah, I agree. A human debating a mentally challenged chimp does..

...seem a little unfair. Let's give Lil' George a stuffed beagle to debate in the next round. Poor little raggamuffin.

[AspenRose]

12. Wouldn't you love to see TRIUMPH debate him? LOL!

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[Union Thug]

13. now you're talking good times! bring on Triumph!

[Career Prole]

6. No doubt about that. Unfortunately for shrub it's impossible

for JK to "unlearn". That leaves one way to level the playing field.
Better hit those books, Dim Son.

[Lexingtonian]

7. Bowling, or golf

You know, a sport where a stiff drink traditionally precedes the competition (and an assessed handicap can be used by the loser to win the outcome).

[doc03]

8. Bush* took Limbaugh's advice and debated with 1/2 his brain tied

behind his back.

[tomfodw]

9. Or, better yet, set 'em both free in DC with $1K in cash...

...see who can score the most coke in the shortest time.

[Zomby Woof]

10. Fuck fairness

I know you were kidding, but I can't even brook jokes about being fair to that illegal chimp's ass.

[AspenRose]

11. Cow Tipping

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[zbdent]

14. Kerry showed up. Debate tips in Kerry's favor.

However, I would expect that, in a debate with an empty chair, Bush might have a chance, but the Vegas odds would probably prefer the empty chair.

Mind you, Bush won the 1973 Upper Class Twit championship . . .