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truthisfreedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 04:32 AM
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notes on the debate... (don't pee your pants reading this)
Heheh. The timer for answering questions is color coded sorta like the terror alerts. Bet W asked for this one.



SEPTEMBER 11th CHANGED EVERYTHING

rinse, repeat

SEPTEMBER 11th CHANGED EVERYTHING

rinse, repeat


"We've upheld the doctrine that if you harbor terrorists we will hold you as guilty as the terrorists."

Unless you are Pakistan, Iran, Saudi Arabia, or Syria.



Can you protect us from a 9/11-like attack better than Pres. Bush? Considering Pres. Bush didn't protect us from the 9/11 attack, yes.



Bush just said it! He said "Saddam had no intention of disarming."

Disarming WHAT?!?

THERE WERE NO WMD's!!!!!!!



That look on Bush's face when Kerry is talking is the same as the one in the classroom with My Pet Goat.



Yep the iraqis want freedom.

They want to be free from us.


Bush can really deliver a couple of quick lines, but he certainly drifts off track around sentence three.



One term president walking


Who is that small man with the blue tie?



"dont change horses during the armageddon"



Junior---"Bein preznit is hard work"
Warrin is hard work.
Talking to leaders is hard work.

If the presidency is so hard junior,move aside and let someone who is nourished by hard work do the job



everyone please, stay out of tall buildings tomorrow.



"George Bush hit a brick wall tonight, his name was John Kerry"


It was a catastrophic success for Bush



I'm so happy I just wet myself.

"If blinking were thinking, he'd be a genius."


Anyone who thinks Dubya won that debate was watching through Rove-colored glasses.


Maybe he forgot to negotiate potty breaks



This is just like the Superbowl! 

...one exposed boob!


Poll:
Will Karl the Pimp beat the chimp with a wire hanger or a rubber hose after tonight's lackluster performance?

Wire Hanger: 24%
Rubber Hose: 63%
Both: 13%



If this keeps up, the real winner in November will be America.
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phish420 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-02-04 04:49 AM
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1. You forgot
"I Haven't forgotten about Saddam Hussein...errrr..I mean Osama bin Laden"

Was that not the best freudian slip you've ever heard in your life at the most perfect time?? lol
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