What would be better than censuring Wilson in Congress?

[zulchzulu]

Poll question: What would be better than censuring Wilson in Congress?

Instead of censuring Wilson in Congress, perhaps some better way could be done to teach him a lesson... like...

[Bozita]

1. I was thinking of something more like tar and feathers.

Nice hot tar. Fluffy feathers.

I wanna see that sonofabitch looking like Big Bird.

[Turbineguy]

2. Reading his

suicide note?

[demmiblue]

5. Sick

[derby378]

13. Ouch

I'd rather he simply retire to his favorite fishing hole and leave the rest of the nation alone.

[Turbineguy]

17. Yes,

that would be the best solution all around.

[YOY]

3. I'd like it to make it Mr. T's job to scream at Republicans 24-7.

He must maxiumize usage of the word "jibba jabba"

[derby378]

4. Make Wilson listen to this over and over for ONE HOUR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnLlTABes7k
:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:

[zulchzulu]

12. That would be one HELL of a ringtone

I have a PA system I could set up to play this for Wilson.

:rofl:

[derby378]

14. You set up the PA, I'll mosh like an idiot in front of it

And together, we can watch Wilson's ears bleed. Sound like a plan?

[kirby]

6. Arrest Karl Rove et al. n/t

[ashling]

7. All of the above, plus

the next time he comes to the floor to speak, Kanye West should grab the microphone and interrupt:

"I'me gonna let you finish Mr. Whinelikeakindergartenewhodidn'tgetthetoyhewanted"
But I jes have to say, Michelle Bachman is one fucked up . . . (to avoid any recriminations, you may fill in your own description)!

:rofl:

[zulchzulu]

11. Good one! n/t

[tblue]

8. Make him wear his hood in public, better yet on the floor of Congress.

[stray cat]

9. Passing a good health care bill of course!

[damntexdem]

10. Much better than censuring Wilson in Congress would be ...

censuring Wilson as a private citizen, no longer in Congress!!!

[Liberal Gramma]

15. Public flogging?

[provis99]

16. apparently from DU so far, tarring Kucinich would be more to DU's approval.

[Occam Bandage]

19. Live by the bullshit symbolic grandstanding, die by the bullshit symbolic grandstanding. nt

[Telly Savalas]

23. Everything related to this is an exercise in bullshit symbolic grandstanding.

Your answer below to the OP's question was right on the money - Congress should focus on policymaking, not frivolous bullshit.

The fact that the Democratic House leadership is stretching Wilson's 15 minutes to nearly a week is stupid. Health care reform, climate change, and financial reform are time-consuming problems so Congress shouldn't be wasting its finite hours in session giving that douchebag the attention he craves.

But it doesn't come as a surprise that Kucinich would play the trump card on this.

[Forkboy]

36. You should write pamphlets.

It's funny how much he bothers you. So much so that he's reduced you to total triteness. Though reduced may be the wrong word, as you've pretty much been that way all along.

Say hi to the rest of the toadies for us.

[DevonRex]

20. He chose to vote no. Choices have consequences. nt

[Occam Bandage]

18. Passing a strong health-care reform bill.

[Uncle Joe]

21. For 30 days, no lobbyist

should be allowed to hold his John Thomas while he takes a whiz.

[Vidar]

22. Passing a public option would be the most appropriate response.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

24. Smear him with gravy

and stuff him in a sack with a rabid wolverine?

[Kaleva]

25. Other-donate to the Rob Miller campaign.

[AspenRose]

26. Having Rob Miller kick his ass.

Politically, of course.

[treestar]

27. Golf caddy

That makes him a servant to a black man. The most appropriate thing on the list!

[Name removed]

28. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[havocmom]

29. Make him stay in a room with Michele Bachmann for two hours

and tell him it will be six hours next time he violates standards of acceptable behavior on the floor of the US Congress.

[krispos42]

30. A week as a bartender in a gay bar.

I bet he cries in the shower at the end of each shift...

[cliffordu]

31. Kick in the junk.

[Freddie Stubbs]

32. How about passing health care reform?

:shrug:

[Orsino]

33. Tulips on thhe organ. n/t

[raccoon]

34. Tar and feathers. Or some time in the pillory. nt

[Sebastian Doyle]

35. I think I'd combine two of the choices

He could caddy for the President while Mr. T screams at him. Of course that might be considered "torturing" the President, so make sure he brings earplugs.