Free Republic says they want to see President Obama's Penis.

[Ian David]

Friday, August 21, 2009
Barack Obama Show US Your Penis

The fine Real Americans at the Free Republic have found Obama's achilles heel: his Long Dark Staff of White Insecurity.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2306351/posts?q=1&;page=9645#9645

hoosiermama:
The only other thing that hit me was that Sinclair said BO was not circumcised. When my son was born in a hospital that was done as a matter of routine without even consulting us. Would the same be for Hawaii? OTOH People born at home or in some other cultures are not circumcised.

thecodont:
A relative of mine was born (in a hospital) a couple of years after BO's alleged birth date. He was circumcised also (as a matter of routine, not according to any family request).

afraidfortherepublic:
My son was born in June of 1961 in a hospital in CA, and the nurses released us because of miscommunication in a day and a half before the circumcision was done. We had to go back to the doctor’s office to have it done a week later, and the doctor was NOT HAPPY. My second son was born in the same hospital 4 years later. I don’t remember them asking me about it. Routine procedure for little boys.

<snip>

hoosiermama:
More than likely an exam from a court appointed DR. :~)
Humiliating either way....caught by his own private parts....er something like that.


More:
http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2009/08/barack-obama-show-us-your-penis.html


Can't make this shit up.

You really can't.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. They think it's the real stimulus package.

[Phx_Dem]

93. OMG. That is hilarious!! ROLF

[titoresque]

118. A HUGH!11! Stimulus package!

:rofl:

[Robb]

2. Congratulations FR!!

[dionysus]

94. finally, the Clenis is retired... enter the Obenis!

:rofl:

[Name removed]

131. Deleted message

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[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. What they want amounts to the height of stupidity.

Why does anyone pay any attention to these freaks?

[jberryhill]

66. I agree. They should be hung /nt

[eShirl]

4. those pre-verts!

nasty nasty

[babylonsister]

5. Who is Sinclair and why did he see Obama's penis, and I can't

believe I just typed that! :crazy:

[ruggerson]

8. I think he's that nutcase that made up the story about Obama, cocaine and sex in a limo

n/t

[Stephanie]

110. And gave the hilarious press conference

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/18/obama-accuser-larry-sincl_n_107900.html

[Ian David]

9. Sinclair Lewis? n/t

[Arugula Latte]

132. Or maybe Upton Sinclair...He did write about sausage, you know.

:hide:

[Libby2]

6. Sick Fucks!

[Ian David]

12. Oh, come on! Didn't we all demand to see pResident Bush's penis?

No?

Nobody?

Okay, Harry Reid's balls, sure.

But not Bush's dick.

[LiberalFighter]

44. The only reason anyone would want to see Bush's penis would be

to prove he even has one.

[Touchdown]

75. This is obviously a sock.

[Sebastian Doyle]

121. Same with Harry Reid's balls

If he ever had a pair, I think they're in a jar of formaldehyde in Al From's closet.

[theothersnippywshrub]

82. Someone must have asked, because here are the pics.

?Bush

?Bush

[rebel with a cause]

124. I just assumed he didn't have one.

No brain, no penis, just a nose that grew every time he spoke and a bunch of strings for people to pull to make him dance. :shrug:

[NYC_SKP]

7. Well who doesn't???

:shrug:

[HopeOverFear]

10. I want to see his penis too. But for a whole 'nother reason.

[Jennicut]

25. Ha! LMAO!

}(

[chalky]

40. I'm not so sure it IS for a "whole 'nother reason".

n/t

[deep1]

68. GIRL ME TOO!!!!!!!!

Damn Michelle is lucky!

[ccharles000]

70. ...

:spank:

[muffin1]

107. That's the first thought that popped into my head, too!

:evilgrin:

[Blaukraut]

11. First they obsess over the Clenis, and now the Obenis n/t

[Ian David]

14. Will they be carrying "Show Me Obama's Penis" signs at Birfer rallies? n/t

[HopeOverFear]

15. ROFL @ "Obenis"

:rofl:

[alsame]

17. DUzy!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Jennicut]

26. Classic....the Obenis is socialist too.

[appal_jack]

35. Does it give to you according to your need?

Obenis doctrine:

From each according to their ability.

To each according to their need.

Marx was pretty kinky, now that I think about it...

-app

[gauguin57]

77. Clenis Clenis BObenis Banana Fanna Fo Fenis ... Me My Moe Menis ... Clenis!

A nice little song for the cretinous Freepwads to sing at birther deather gun-totin teabagger town hall KKK Big Pharma Phestival rallies.

[Seen the light]

13. Finally, freepers and GD: Pers have something in common n/t

[Ian David]

16. Maybe we should start posting pictures of penises on FR so they have something for comparison?

Otherwise, they may have to wait until their next family reunion to see a penis.

[Arkansas Granny]

129. Maybe they could just arrange to take a shower with James Dobson.

I'm sure he'd be happy to show them what a real man looks like.

[polichick]

18. What d'ya expect from a bunch of dicks? nt

[Peacetrain]

19. I don't know about you Democratic males, but the right sure does obsess

on you. Me thinks they may be a little "short" on their side. Mine all mine!!!

Gee its great to be a Democrat for so many reasons:rofl:

[Ian David]

20. Great. Now we have to face Penis Panels. n/t

[Blaukraut]

22. Penis Panels! lmao n/t

[alsame]

21. Oh, I can't wait to see the new signs at the next birther protest. nt

[Clio the Leo]

23. Well get in line!

(did I just say that?!!)

[ruggerson]

27. no thanks

Heath Shuler or Deval Patrick, maybe. ;)

[Jackeens]

37. I feel a poll coming on.

A B

Step right up - A or A?

:-)

[HopeOverFear]

41. You mean you feel a pole coming on? Hehehe

it's a friday night and I'm naughty

[Jackeens]

43. That level of smut...

...is most welcome. :-)

[HopeOverFear]

60. hehehehehehe

[Clio the Leo]

45. Sorry, I'm a 'Bama fan ........

....... (and that's ALAbama not Obama lol) .... I cant get with the Vol boy lust even if he is a Democrat ...... at least I think he's a Democrat lol.

[and-justice-for-all]

24. Now that is hitting bottom...Love it!! losers..

Circumcision is so unnecessary and pointless, I am glad I was not circumcised.

[sellitman]

28. There is a reason I don't spend time over there.

Here is a perfect example why.

[madmax]

29. How do these idiots get through life?

They are dumber than dirt. Pathetic :crazy:

[MadMaddie]

30. Wow! Really?

What is wrong with them? We really need more Psych docs out there to treat these delusional nuts.

[Generator]

31. I have suspicions that Obama doesn't have

documentation for it.

[Jackeens]

32. That condition is called P.E.R.V. (Penis Envy Rocks Vermin).

:shrug:

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[Silent3]

34. I'm sure they'll demand the long form in this case too. n/t

[DefenseLawyer]

36. Hey, where all the white women at?

[Clio the Leo]

47. ha ha ...........

My ex is a body guard for a Motown group that shall remain nameless. He tells the story of being on a plane one time and the bass singer, waking up from a hard nap, said in a very loud voice so the whole plane could hear (and trust me, it's a voice you'd recognize) "Where all the white women at!!!"

Needless to say, the whole plane fell out laughing.

[Politicalboi]

38. I know just the expert for this

[Ian David]

39. If Obama is NOT circumcised, it would finally put the "secret Muslim" thing to rest. n/t

[Jackeens]

42. His father's people (the Luo) were opposed to circumcision....

...he mentioned it in Dreams from My Father, although I can't quite remember why!

[Politicalboi]

52. You would think

Nothing is off the table with these loons.

[Yavin4]

115. Hey, Do You Have Showtime and/or Have Seen the Show "Nurse Jackie"?

The guy that plays the pharmacist on the show also played Pee Wee in Porky's.

[argonaut]

46. Ah, the homoerotic undertones of the Freepers on display again.

All that talk of guns, the emphasis on masculinity, Bush in his pilot's uniform. There's obviously some serious repressed urges going on there.

[mzmolly]

49. LOL

Agreed. Welcome! :hi:

[mzmolly]

48. Preaching to the choir but ... Sinclair is/was a wanted criminal fraud

who failed a lie detector test in regard to his claims.

Here is more on his criminal record from Politico:

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0608/11164.html

A note to those entertaining his absurd fantasy ~ Sinclair not only claims to have viewed the Presidential privates, he implies that he was miraculously cured of a terminal brain tumor. He is documented liar.

There are a few websites dedicated to outing him

> http://theregulator.net/

And http://themitchandnanshow.wordpress.com/

Adding a right wing website that outed some of his shenanigans as well >
http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/06/larry-sinclair-every-picture-tells-a-story/

I'd say more, but I hate to give him the attention he craves.

[Drunken Irishman]

53. So wait, Obama's penis can cure tumors?

OMG, his penis is bigger than the pope!

[mzmolly]

55. Ha!

That would solve our health care crisis eh?

[jesus_of_suburbia]

50. Sounds pretty gay to me. Aren't most Freepers male? And aren't they homophobes?

Why do they want to see his penis?

Closet cases. The homophobes always are.


Edit to add: WE (the GLBT community) DO NOT WANT THE FREEPERS.... I'm just saying.... why are they so obsessed?

[Beaverhausen]

51. Hospitals circumsize babies without parent's permission? Really?

no f'ing way this is true.

[Drunken Irishman]

54. My grandfather wasn't circumsized.

Born and raised in the USA!

I know this because he had a stroke back in the 90s which left him paralyzed and sometimes when my grandma and mom would go out, I'd have to help him to the bathroom.

:/

I was a good grandson. haha

[Ian David]

62. If you're Republican, the hospital assumes you don't know what's in your own best interest. n/t

[Touchdown]

74. You're not saying that cutting is in the boy's best interest, are you?

Oh' nevermind. :eyes:

[smalll]

76. FINALLY! Someone's trying to turn this thread into a circumcision fight!!!

How did it take so long?!?!

Let me go first: while I can understand circumcised guys being OK with it, and uncircumcised guys resenting the general American preference for hoodlessness ---

what for the life of me I can't understand is the guys who somehow resent their parents so much for whatever unrelated reasons that they blame them bitterly for having them "cut" and feel so hard-done-by that they will inevitably make the "circumcision equals clitorectomy" analogy, in utter seriousness.

:hide:

[Touchdown]

79. That's why I said "Oh nevermind."

PM me if you TRULY want to understand. If you are just posturing, take a hike.

[Ian David]

84. They think having a foreskin will fix all the sexual dysfunctions that plague them.

Unfortunately, the problem with their penis is all in their head.

Errr... wait...

[Touchdown]

73. Back in the 60s it was just done. Part of the entertainment package.

I think if a parent objected, they wouldn't do it, but they'd put a lot of pressure on the parent to have it done. Back then it was like ... "Don't you realize that all boys who are not circumcised will DIE?"

[Arkansas Granny]

91. Two of my children were born in the 60's. Circumcision was discussed with us and

permission was required before the procedure was done.

[RichGirl]

80. It's not. true.

My only child, a daughter, was born in the early 70's. Since you didn't know the sex back then, the doctor discussed circumcision with me. They do it right after the baby is born, so I had to sign a form giving them permission. I know a few parents who chose not to circumcize.

[johnfunk]

56. Free Republic: Proof that insecure righties have penis envy!

[Monk06]

57. That's the old Oily Taters, Kenyan Birth Certificate thread.

Nine thousand posts!? What a bunch of obsessive
house bound freaks those Freepers are

Just like their wheel chair bound, dick cheese
smellin hero, RimJob Robinson.

[thelordofhell]

58. He had it tattooed.....when flaccid it says "Baca".....when erect it says.......

"Barack Hussein Obama proudly presents the penis of the President of the United States Of America"

:woohoo:

[Ian David]

61. ROFL!!! n/t

[madmax]

63. :roflmaopmp: n/t

[jberryhill]

65. Welcome to Jamaica, Have A Nice Day

Ahh... Wendy.

No wonder Michele is so tall.

[KingFlorez]

59. They should keep their fantasies to themselves

Why would something like this even be up for discussion? They are such perverts.

[MiniMe]

64. So they circumcise without asking? What if they are jewish?

Quick, cancel the Bris. I think we would have seen lawsuits about this if it was really happening.

[LynnTheDem]

67. They wanted to see Bill Clinton's, too.

Freepers.

Pathetic little MFers.

[Cell Whitman]

69. Here's the comment where the BIRTHER fantasizes seeing him "drop trou.."

this is the heart of their comments -- the FR Birthers really, really want to see it.

To: afraidfortherepublic; thecodont
Wish we had someone to make a phone call to the hospitols in HI and askif they routinely do circumcism and when that practice started.

9,627 posted on Thursday, August 20, 2009 10:07:31 AM by hoosiermama (ONLY DEAD FISH GO WITH THE FLOW.......I am swimming with Sarahcudah! Sarah has read the tealeaves.)
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To: rolling_stone; STARWISE; LucyT; David; BP2
From:
http://www.circumcision.org/information.htm

Worldwide prevalence: The U.S. is the only country in the world that routinely circumcises most of its male infants for non-religious reasons. Over 80% of the world’s males are intact (*).

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If indeed Bo is intact, as Sinclair states, might this be another indication that he was born outside the US. (as young as he was in Seattle, she may have also left medical care before the procedure was done....There is a few days waiting period after birth. Varies with local medical staff.

9,629 posted on Thursday, August 20, 2009 12:04:33 PM by hoosiermama (ONLY DEAD FISH GO WITH THE FLOW.......I am swimming with Sarahcudah! Sarah has read the tealeaves.)
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To: hoosiermama
I am having a vision of a court room scene. The judge turns to O sitting in the witness chair to his left and says “I am sorry, Mr. President, but I am going to have to ask you to stand and drop trou .....”

9,636 posted on Thursday, August 20, 2009 6:45:05 PM by Natural Born 54
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[mnhtnbb]

125. Unfuckingbelievable. Really. Just when you think they couldn't be more ignorant.

:wow:

[BattyDem]

71. Just what we need ... another right-wing, presidential penis obsession!

:puke:

[krispos42]

72. Oh, god, I hope they run with this.

Please please please please please please please please please please.


"Peter Casey from Fox News, Mr. President. Does your penis have a foreskin?"

[vaberella]

78. I wonder if I'm reaching by stating how I find this to be extremely RACIST!!!

This reminds me of some of the books I've read on lynching. I'll first by stating that lynching and hangings are two extremely different things. Blacks experienced lynchings, and even to this day you'll hear of them. While Whites experienced hangings.

I realize that I am a person who is extremely hypersensitive to such things and as such I could be reading it in a way that is slightly different. But I do find many of the people to be plain racist or at least enablers of racism---which just means their racist anyway.

That being said, when I read about how much they wanted to see his penis as a form of some sort of proof it reminded me of the acts in lynching. Where Whites who acted out, would desecrate the body after death by removing te genitalia and in some cases taking it home as souvenirs. Actually I've heard of the same being done BEFORE they killed the individual. In a way, when I think of their need for seeing that it has a macabre angle as well as sickening perversity in order to denounce how "non-human" he would be.

I just find the entire thing disgusting. Plus they don't even realize---if they don't even relate it to lynching---how much it would seem like a methodology the SS would use in order to determine who was Jewish and who was not. Circumcised most probably Jewish and rounded up (this would be the reversed). These people are disgusting, really and truly.

[Ian David]

88. You are correct on all counts. n/t

[sufrommich]

81. There isn't a hospital in this country that would perform a

circumcision without a signed document from the parents allowing it. The stupidity,it hurts.

[Honeycombe8]

83. They just want to know if he's really as BIG as they think he is.

Penis envy? :evilgrin:

These nutsoids keep coming up with new crap, just when I think they couldn't possibly get any nuttier.

[Thucydides]

85. Sounds like two sexually repressed conservative ladies

having a mandingo fantasy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandingo_(film)



:rofl:

[AngryAmish]

86. As the only DUer who has seen his penis, let me tell you

I didn't look long enough from across the locker room to tell. That would be kinda creepy.

[d_r]

87. good lord

Every time I think I have seen the stupidest thing that any human being could come up with, they go and prove me wrong.

[TheManInTheMac]

89. Wow! Just--WOW!

BTW, clever use of the <snip> tag in a story about circumcision.

[PBS Poll-435]

90. Truely the funniest thread I have seen in a while

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[demwing]

92. I thought they were against the Pubic Option?

Now we find out hey want to "get up against" the Pubic Option. Well! That's an entirely different story...

[dionysus]

95. finally, the clenis is replaced by the obenis.

[QC]

96. Quite a few people around here have a pretty strong preoccupation with it, too. n/t

[eppur_se_muova]

97. No, they don't. They have enough reasons to feel insecure already. nt

[Joe Bacon]

98. Bottom line--they are insecure jealous assholes!

They talk so much about the Clenis and the Obemis because they're insecure immature idiots. PERIOD.

[windbreeze]

99. where do these people come from...???

my son was born right here in the conterminous 48 states, and I had to sign a statement saying I gave the Dr./Hospital permission to circumsize my son, before we went home...that was in 1962 in California...NO hospital takes the liberty to do that procedure, just because...it IS considered an unnecessary procedure, and DOES require parental permission..they are nuts, and I'd be pissed if any hospital had done that to my son without my giving permission...wb

[Stephanie]

119. Stupidistan?

[Phx_Dem]

100. I'm sure they do, but then they'd be really depressed when they looked at their own!

Tiny little pervs.

:rofl:

[Douglas Carpenter]

101. If he is not circumcised, that proves that he is NOT a Muslim

I wonder if they know that?

[Jackeens]

104. Not true!!

As mentioned above, Obama's father's people (the Luo) were opposed to circumcision, he talked about it in Dreams from My Father - I remember it because in my own smug western European kind of way it struck me as 'enlightened'. But it seems like circumcision was the more common choice of Kenyan parents.

[Douglas Carpenter]

106. well circumcision is required in the Muslim religion...I have never heard of a Muslim

who was not circumcised...although checking on it - it is mentioned in the Hadith, but not the Koran. I suppose there might be African tribes that object to it.

From what I understand Obama's father was not a very religious Muslim. The Freeper accusation is that the President is some sort of secret Muslim - Manchurian president. It would be hard to imagine a religious Muslim not being circumcised. I have certainly never heard of it.

[Jackeens]

109. Opposition to circumcision is rare in the Muslim world, that's what makes the Luo stand out n/t

[RollWithIt]

102. Just when you think they can't possibly reach lower.... they do...

I mean come on?

[Raster]

108. ...reach lower...

:rofl:

[Starry Messenger]

103. They finally noticed we are talking about them.

To: hoosiermama; MHGinTN; BP2

They sure do spend a lot of time over here scouring the BC threads, don’t they?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=8604716&mesg_id=8604716

9,649 posted on Fri Aug 21 20:27:41 2009 by mojitojoe (Socialism is just the last “feel good” step on the path to Communism and its slavery. Lenin)
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Keep it Klassy freaks.

[Ian David]

111. Actually, one of the most widely-read liberal bloggers picked up on it, not us...

The source, as cited in my OP:

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2009/08/barack-obama-show-us-your-penis.html

[Starry Messenger]

113. The link in my post goes to your thread.

They are talking about this thread on FR. Sorry I wasn't clear.

[Ian David]

114. Oh, I got that. It just seems like they think *I* found the penis thing on FR.

I don't think they realize that Jesus' General / PatriotBoy found it.

He has a much broader reach that we do, I think.

[Starry Messenger]

116. Ah, gotcha.

Well, they *do* have problems in the "figuring stuff out" department.

[unpossibles]

122. if they weren't such udder morans, they'd realize we're only casting asparagus at them

I only read FR (rarely) for two reasons:

1 - to laugh

2 - to remember why education is so important and how much the weak links can really fuck up a good chain. Way to set the curve, Freeps.

[Starry Messenger]

128. I know, it's a guilty pleasure at times though.

Watching them trying to do "research" with all of this documentation they've acquired is like watching someone try to climb Mt. Everest with their tongue.

[DailyGrind51]

105. What, they've never seen one before?

[Yavin4]

112. Blazing Saddles Anyone?

Excuse me while I whip this out.

[Mz Pip]

117. So they can see what one looks like?

Doubt many of them have real working weeners.

[PatGund]

120. They just want to see his Kenyan "Long Form"..... :-)

[JaneQPublic]

127. LOL!

[Old Codger]

123. Holy shit

I didn't know, they told me I was born in Mpls. they lied to me , I wonder where I was born.. damn now I am full of doubt.... I'm a foreigner and didn't know ....

[comrade snarky]

126. Git you ass outa my cuntry

You furrin sumbitch

[Fearless]

130. Then for once we agree.

:+

[Arugula Latte]

133. So these people are supposedly for "Freedom" but they think circumcision should be mandatory?

Hoooookay.