Our 48 yr mission to install a fake POTUS, destroy Xmas and kill seniors is nearly complete!

[Bleacher Creature]

Is it time to celebrate?

[MNDemNY]

1. Not until the plan to get the guns is underway. That starts next week.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

11. I can't wait for Phase 2 where we gay 'em all up. nt

[ck4829]

2. Hey, shut up

Do you want the overlords of liberalism-marxism-socialism and that includes Supreme Leader George Soros to do a level 7 super secret delete on DU and a memory wipe on everyone who just saw your post, really?

[spinbaby]

3. Bring on the Neuralizer!

Can't have anyone reveal that Steve Forbes is an alien.

[blondeatlast]

4. Have we reneged on the forced abortions? Did I miss a memo? nt

[DevonRex]

7. Yes. We are now doing forced sterilizations. They think they're going to disrupt

a town hall meeting on buses. But when the bus gets going, we're releasing a hormone gas that makes them unable to procreate. So much neater that way. No fuss, no mess to clean up.

[csziggy]

36. I thought Rachel said it was forced sex change operations?

:bounce: :evilgrin: :bounce:

[DevonRex]

38. Oooh. That WOULD be interesting. Hee hee. :)

[Liberalynn]

5. BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Our evil plan is working.

[AspenRose]

6. The aardvark crossed the moat. Repeat, the aardvark crossed the moat.

Time to implement the next phase.

;-)

[ronnykmarshall]

12. The goose poops in Poland. The goose poops in Poland.

<end trans>

[valerief]

8. LOL!

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

9. Yeah, but we still have work to do on the One World Order now, don't we?

*crosses arms, taps toe*

[Clio the Leo]

10. should read, "fake and nearly unelectable POTUS" NT

[NJCher]

13. I'm holding off on my toast

Until the first senior is put to death, just the way he asked when he signed that piece of paper carried personally to his home by a government official.

I know Obama said we didn't have enough government workers to cover that function but they came up with some TARP funds.


Cher

[Ajaye]

14. bwa ha ha....

Our master plan is finally coming to fruition. Behold fellow socialist fascist communist marxist satan worshippers!

Barry Hussein Obama, the communist antichrist from Kenya has arrived on our shores to implement our plan to kill off the Christian white race. Especially the old ones.

It was almost too easy, fooling everyone that he was truly a US citizen eligible for the position of POTUS, but we are strong, we are powerful and we are cunning: What a brilliant strategy to recruit the Republican Governor of Hawaii! And of course installing our puppet at the office of vital records...We have thought of all details!

Now we can proceed to bankrupt the US government with unnecessary social plans like cash for flunkers, cash for spedunkers, cash for plunkers (we must silence Jon Stewart immediately, he is leaking all our plans!). We can take over the health care system and infiltrate it to kill off the white christians and those who would defend them, so watch out. Just because you are not white, doesn't mean we won't go after you, Michael Steele.

Of course, we must disarm them of all their guns and ammo to avoid casualities to ourselves, but Congress and Hussein will take care of that by passing sweeping legislation to confiscate all weapons, even machetes and steak knives. We will suspend the second amendment, but for white christians only.

Those we cannot kill through the socialized health plan, we can round up in FEMA camps or send to black hole detention centers around the globe.

Let us celebrate! Nobody believes the teabaggers, hooligans and birthers! Nobody is listening to their terrible truths because WE ARE THAT GOOD! Heil Obama!

[Native]

24. Don't forget the sporks - they're almost as dangerous as steak knives - plus, seniors love them!

[Hepburn]

15. Ask Agent Mike if we can celebrate now, OK? n/t

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

16. SHHH! You'll blow the whole operation! Please, no "Mission Accomplished" signs 'til the ink is dry.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

17. I'm glad we didn't waste the time machine on frivolous nonsense like getting rich or

changing history.

Planting those birth announcements was a much better plan...they'll never see it coming!

[GivePeaceAchance]

18. bwhahahahahahaha, their resistance is futile ... or stupid. I can't decide.

[old mark]

21. It's futile now.

It was always stupid.

mark

[anonymous171]

19. I will not celebrate until everyone in America has converted to Islamic Marxist Atheism. nt

[old mark]

20. Problem I have with this is it took so damn long

I am now a "senior" myself.

Well, I guess I'll take the pill since it's for the Cause....

But let me see more of the re-education camps open up first.

mark

[csziggy]

39. No pills, just float away - and get zapped

[old mark]

40. I'm sorry, but there is no way in hell I am getting into one of those suits.

Just throw me under the bus when the time comes.


mark

[csziggy]

43. I'd look like a Thanksgiving Day parade balloon in one of those!

So I agree with you!

[JuniperLea]

22. Hey! Did Agent Mike give the OKAY to blurt this out?

Cuz if he didn't, well... you know...

:rofl:

[HopeOverFear]

23. This thread is cracking me up

:rofl: :rofl:

[NecklyTyler]

25. Celebrate? I say it is time to inebriate!

Beer, wine, or whiskey?

Which will it be?

[jberryhill]

26. No... Ramadan Is Not For Another Couple Of Months /nt

[Hippo_Tron]

27. Yup, free abortions and gay marriages for everyone!!!

[Ikonoklast]

28. It must be true, I saw the Euthanasia Vans at the local Social Security office.

They looked like they were waiting for orders, just standing around looking bored.

I hope they take the old bat across the street first.

Her and her damn government healthcare, costing me money.

[dave29]

29. When do we tell them FOX has been baught by Telemundo?

?

[Bleacher Creature]

30. Bought?????? The word is "expropriated"

How quaint.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

37. They'll find out come Sabado Gigante!!!

*Ok this is UniVision, not Telemundo, but I stand by it.

[EFerrari]

31. I will never rest while a freeper still has a gun.

:rofl:

[old mark]

46. Only Democrats should own guns - it's the law!!!!

or it will be soon....


mark

[AwakeAtLast]

32. Condoms are not raining down from the sky - yet.

;)

[BlueIdaho]

33. Three litte words...

Mandatory Sex Change...

Then our work will be done!

[Bucky]

45. Won't Chaz Bono be pissed when he finds out he's got to go back!

[SpartanDem]

34. Not until the FEMA camps open

BTW I heard from a good source that they're going to start hiring soon for senior elimination agennts.

[TexasObserver]

35. The first rule of "install a fake POTUS, destroy Xmas and kill seniors" Club is ...

... don't talk about "install a fake POTUS, destroy Xmas and kill seniors" Club!!

[4lbs]

41. Almost... we're very close to putting a wise Latina housekeeper named Maria on the USSC.

Just.... a few.... more.... days.....


Then it's tacos and burritos for everyone!!!1111!!!!!

Get yer pinatas ready!!!!111!!!!

[liberalpragmatist]

42. Dems better not back off outlawing heterosexual sex...

... or else I'm voting for Nader

[Bucky]

44. We can't rest now... America still hasn't fallen for our "metric system" scam.

Once they realize the real story behind that, they'll seriously wish they'd never killed JFK.

[Ishoutandscream2]

47. We're underway closing local churches and converting them to abortion clinics

Our plan to have one on every block is underway, oh great overlords!

[mudplanet]

48. They think they can resist but

they were doomed the moment they drank the fluoridated water

[Jim Lane]

49. If we miss any seniors, ACORN will find them next year when it conducts the census (n/t)