VERY important "Open Letter" to Robert Gibbs /sarcasm

[jenmito]

They're still at it! They have "five basic questions" for him: :rofl:

Open letter to Robert Gibbs on the eligibility issue

http://www.repubx.com/post/Open-letter-to-Robert-Gibbs-on-the-eligibility-issue.aspx

[Arkana]

1. Let me guess--I haven't gone to the link:

1. WHY WON'T THAT N***ER RELEASE HIS REEEEEEAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE (NOT RACIST)?

2. WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO OBSTRUCT JUSTICE EVEN THOUGH WE'VE BEEN THROWN OUT OF ALMOST EVERY FEDERAL COURT IN THE LAND FOR LACK OF EVIDENCE AND BEING COMPLETE NUTJOBS AND ALSO A JUDGE HAD TO STIFLE HIS LAUGHTER ONCE BEFORE DELIVERING HIS VERDICT WHICH THREW ANOTHER ONE OF OUR FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS OUT OF COURT?!?! YOU KNOW, THOSE FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS WE WINGNUTS BITCH ABOUT SO MUCH?

3. WHY IS BARACK HOOOOOOOOSAYNE OBAMA (NOT RACIST) ALLOWED TO PRACTICE HIS KENYAN COMMUNIST MUSLIM SOCIALIST FASCISM ON THIS GREAT LAND OF AMURICA?!

4. WHY DOES BARACK HOOOOOOOOSAYNE OBAMA (NOT RACIST) WANT TO TURN THIS COUNTRY INTO A NATION OF MUSLIMS?!

5. WHY DOES BARACK HOOOOOOOOSAYNE OBAMA (NOT RACIST) ENJOY MUSTARD?!

EDIT: Imagine these questions being asked in one of two ways--either written, in crayon, with several misspellings and all caps, or spoken very loudly in the voice of someone who might be developmentally disabled in the White House Briefing Room.

[damonm]

3. Nah, more along the lines of

"will you give reply to the shit we've concocted out of thin air so as to give it credibility?"

[jenmito]

4. Close...

Your first one is right. The others ask him to "acknowledge" certain lies. It's hilarious.

[damonm]

2. Robert A. Heinlein said it best...

"Never underestimate the power of Human stupidity".

[jenmito]

5. That sums it up perfectly!

:D