Michael and Jeffrey Derderian kept us safe after The Great White Concert...

[Ian David]

... just like Bush kept us safe after 9/11.

Except for the Anthrax murders.

Or Katrina.

Or The Beltway Snipers.

Or the Unitarian Church Massacre.

Or The Virginia Tech Massacre.

Anyway, the important thing is, the terrorists have not attacked The World Trade Center again, nor has The Station Night Club burned-down again.

So Bush, Cheney, Guilliani and The Derederian Brothers are equally heroic heroes who deserve to stand on the corpses and ruble of their failures and unite us all under the unique brand of leadership they all share.

Heckuva job, guys!

Guiliani / Derderian For President 2012!

[rocktivity]

1. Oh, those Derderians were geniuses, I tells ya!

Their club didn't legally require a sprinkler system, so they didn't waste money on flame-retardant soundproofing or furniture. And going to the city hall to get the legally required permit to use pyro at the concerts--details, details!

:eyes:
rocktivity

[Ian David]

2. See also: George W. Bush "Kept Us Safe"?

George W. Bush "Kept Us Safe"?
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