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Condem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 09:37 PM
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"Obama's going to tax us when we shit!"
Edited on Thu Jan-29-09 09:41 PM by Condem
I swear, I don't make this up. As many of you know, I am employed at a Republican-owned car dealership in Iowa. I should keep a diary of all the repub bullshit I hear from our owner and our customers. I think I'll start. Furthermore, one of my fellow employees, a republican (but a very funny shit) likes to say something about our President JUST to get the Red blood up. Well, he did today. Some rich old guy started in on our taxes and how Obama was going to kill us with taxes. I sat quietly. Then he said, " I don't know how he got elected. I don't know a person who voted for him." I said, "Now you do". "You did?" "Yessir, I did. The last eight years have been the worst this country has ever seen. This man is going to change all that." He replied, "Oh, I think any President would have handled the last eight years the way Bush did". I replied, "Do you truly believe that, sir. How funny! I haven't met ONE Republican who can own up for the last eight years. Not one." One hrrrumph and he was gone. These people NEED to be put in their place.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 09:42 PM
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1. Well done!
They can't handle the truth, and you said it!

K&R

Keep that diary!

:rofl: :rofl:
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Sebass1271 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 09:42 PM
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2. GREAT JOB!!!
I usually don't start a conversation about politics (becuase I know myself) but when someone does and wants to throw this garbage about taxes and other stuff, I usually put them in their place and give them a piece of my mind.

:yourock:
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AllentownJake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 09:46 PM
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3. In my office there is only one republican
and he keeps quiet...he spoke up when Palin was picked and I laughed at him and said she would be a disaster and he tried to tell me I was scared...2 days later he said you were right she's a disaster I don't know what the hell John was thinking.
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 09:51 PM
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5. did you tell him that it was John's little John that was thinking?
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AllentownJake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:01 PM
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11. No I told him his party was falling apart
and the next republican speaker of the house is in 6th grade right now.
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:16 PM
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16. How old is this 6th grader? 18 or 19?
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AllentownJake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:22 PM
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18. 12
I figure it will be 40 years before the GOP gets another bite at the apple.
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:26 PM
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20. Ijust figured if he was a future GoOPer leader he might be a bit older
than his classmates.
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AllentownJake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:27 PM
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21. Now I get it
:rofl:
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Condem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 09:51 PM
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6. I'm one of the only Democrats, Jake.
I usually don't get into scraps but, fuck it. They all get their lines from Limbaugh. If you challenge them, it's either fuck you or they walk away.
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AllentownJake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:24 PM
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19. I used to be in Financial Services
All my friends thought I was crazy for leaving that job to one that was less stressful, paid less, and had a charitable component.

Those friends are now worrying about when they are going to get the axe and were all Republican...
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Condem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:28 PM
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22. That is a beautiful thing, Jake.
Good decision. My business is a little SLOW right now. The funny thing. The owner asks why.
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AllentownJake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:32 PM
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24. I honestly feel bad for them
They never reached the level for their promised tax cuts that they thought they would have...actually on that I don't feel bad for them. They were making less than 100K and they were voting for tax cuts without the common sense to do a google search and realize the GOP doesn't give a shit about tax cuts for anyone under $1 million a year.
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Condem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:35 PM
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26. The republicans don't get the hypocrisy.
We got you into this mess. But, here's the solution. Utter bullshit.
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AllentownJake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:38 PM
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28. Yeah well
I look forward to hearing from some of them when I have to explain the wonderful programs of Cobra, unemployment, and how all of these are democratic "socialist" implemented ideas.
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Condem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:39 PM
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29. The standard answer.
Clinton fucked it all up.
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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:30 PM
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23. There's only one Republican in my apartment building too.
I almost feel for the guy. Around here nobody thinks twice about shooting off about Bush, Republicans, etc. You could tell it was quite a culture shock for the guy (he just moved here last year). But what the fuck did he expect? He moved to a part of Philly (University City) that has "Left of Center" as its official slogan.

:rofl:
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AllentownJake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:33 PM
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25. I earned this
I lived in Fort Wayne Indiana for 3 years. Those fuckers were so backwards, racist, and hannity spewing filth that when I got back to Allentown it was a breath of fresh air and you know what people in Philly think of Allentown.
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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:41 PM
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30. Sounds like where I grew up.
God awful racist town. Left a month after I turned 18. I get panic attacks when I go back to places like that.

Glad you were able to escape too!
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Capt. America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 09:51 PM
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4. Way to go Condem! By the way, its weird to "see" you outside of the sports posting.
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Condem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 09:54 PM
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7. Nah, Captain. It's the reason I joined the show in the first place.
Sports are secondary. Though I love them. Fuck, that will make Upton cringe. LOL!
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 09:55 PM
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8. Well done indeed..that's a rare
republican who will own the last 8 years. That's a new one, though.."any president would have handled it like bush". Freakin', how many ways are there to excuse bush?
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Condem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 09:58 PM
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9. zidzi. Why the change of name?
You add an "ro" and what do you have?
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:37 PM
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27. zidzi was undercover..
Obama inspired me to come out into the lightB-)

Not exactly a Charo:)
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Condem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:44 PM
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31. Then, I love ya, Cha
I'll miss typing in zidzi, though.
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 11:19 PM
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36. You can still type it..I
don't care:P I have to type it..it's my email addy:)
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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 09:58 PM
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10. Answer: No. Just you.
Then walk away.:D
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RollWithIt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:06 PM
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12. Nevermind that 90% of the people you're talking about are getting tax cuts...
Morons.
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Condem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:12 PM
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14. Can't call them stupid, Roll.
Not saying that I have the answers. Not even close. The surprise is, they think they're in a safe haven. Like my dealership. Then they get challenged. It throws them off. Seriously.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:11 PM
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13. They are so constipated, 50 gallons of prune juice couldn't loosen them.
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

:puke:
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:13 PM
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15. I see you're read H.R. #2....A Bill Entitled:
The Fecal Material Disposal Act

This is a bill to recover costs incurred by the Federal government in the sanitary disposal of fecal matter in the environment.

The agency responsible for enforcing this act will be the Environmental Protection Agency.

Fees will be collected via metering devices to be connected to every toilet that will require you to swipe your government issued fecal disposal identification card before flushing.

:rofl:
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Condem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:16 PM
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17. Yes, indeedy, ddeclue
That's why we have to call Roto-Rooter every fucking week.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:53 PM
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32. Only if you shit gold bricks.
A working man voting for Republicans is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.
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Condem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 10:57 PM
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33. Funny you bring that up, bald guy
Overheard at a restuarant, the other night. "Are you a republican?" " Yes, I work for a living." Whatever.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 11:10 PM
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34. When a bat-shit crazy, dyed-in-the-wool, honest-to-gods Republican says he works for a living
he means he has other, poorer people work for his living.
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-09 11:13 PM
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35. Whoa! Wait 'til that shit hits the fan!
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