Caption Newt at the Inauguration

[Chiyo-chichi]

"If this geezer croaks, I've got dibs on the hat."

[BattyDem]

1. How come I didn't get a tribble?

:)

[hamsterjill]

17. That cracked me up!

Everyone at my mostly Republican office is wondering why I am laughing hysterically!!!

That was a good one.

[lunatica]

2. Nobody can tell I'm holding my wee-wee

[Kalyke]

3. Isn't the geezer, George H.W. Bush?

He looked AWFUL.

[Venceremos]

4. Vote for yours

I like yours better than anything I can come up with - "If this geezer croaks, I've got dibs on the hat."

[AlCzervik]

5. browsing the crowd for his next wife.

[skeewee08]

6. Why was he there? He should not have been allowed!

[Dennis Donovan]

7. "Lookit that hottie down there... Hey... my wife just sneezed!"

"...please be fatal! Please be fatal! Please be fatal..."

[Tumbulu]

8. Your quote is perfect

and what was with that darn hat? Wasn't it weird? Does it have some symbolic meaning?

[SIMPLYB1980]

9. Oops i crapped my pants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blwBvrFQy-Y

[Phx_Dem]

18. ROLF. That's good.

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. "Gramp's hat looks like somethin' Sarah Palin might've iced"

[zulchzulu]

11. Damn...if my wife would only get cancer, then I could get an upgrade

Newt is never going to get the bone.

[BrklynLiberal]

12. Your caption is perfect.

[MajorChode]

13. Newtie, the tissue I got out of your pocket smells funny.

[Captain Hilts]

14. Why was he there? Former SoH? Is that George Allen? If so, why is he there???

[Ioo]

15. "This is somehow my fault I am sure"

[Sydnie]

16. He better give my wife's hat back to her when this is over or she is not going to shut up about it

all the way home.

[dusmcj]

19. "I want ONE MILLION DOLLARS or I'll use the LAZER" /nt

[hadrons]

20. "Aw jeez, they sat me next to the Log Cabin's President"

[Chiyo-chichi]

21. Guy on the other side of hat guy:

"Dear Jesus,
Please bring me an overcoat and make Newt Gingrich stop staring at me.
Amen."