Inauguration Committee finds last minute solution to help with costs of event

[zulchzulu]

Since some people are upset at the Inauguration costs of perhaps costing $150 million to manage the possible four million people who will be in the nation's Capitol, there is now new enforcement of port-a-potties (there will be 6,000) where a minimum $25 pass is needed to relieve yourself.

"There was an air that the costs of this event stinks. This could greatly move and relieve what many have felt from such efforts. This revenue stream could really pile up some accumulation that could have wiped out what we needed to do. You have to go with the flow", said John E. Onspot, coordinator of Inaugural Bathroom Facility Enforcement. "You need the Pass to pass gas", Onspot added.









:sarcasm:

[Cash_thatswhatiwant]

1. I thought this was real until the 'sarcasm' lol.

[DevonRex]

2. That's a LOT of quarters. :)

[zulchzulu]

7. I actually wonder if they do cost a quarter...

Hmm...

[Cha]

3. That's right ObamaBiden..

Shanghai 'em you dirty bastids.

[polichick]

4. I'd pay $50 to take a pee on a freezing day in January! :)

[zulchzulu]

5. The ticket is on me

Wow, talk about a bad pun...

[polichick]

6. LOL

[Darpaek]

8. They make you pay for using public toilets in Europe

[zulchzulu]

9. You still here? I thought you were served pizza