How America Is Like NBA Point Guard Ron Harper

[Yavin4]

From 1990-94, Ron played for the LA Clippers, one of the worst teams in the NBA at the time. His team was mocked and ridiculed, and his career prospects looked dim.

In 1995, Ron joined the Chicago Bulls, and later that year, Michael Jordan returned from retirement. From 1996 through 1998, Ron was a big part of a championship dynasty. Ron went from being on a complete joke of a NBA team to being a part of NBA history.

For the past 8 years, America has been playing on the Clippers, and now we're going to be playing with Michael Jordan.

Folks, we're going to win some championships and make history.

[YOY]

1. We still haven't seen "Jordan" play.

All we know is that he can dribble a hell of a lot better, has a good hook shot, and that he seems to be a crowd pleaser.

Of couse this is after we've let the mascot play center...