A shout-out to Al Pacca, my teddy bear! Al has prevented any terrorist attacks on US soil

[LynnTheDem]

since 911!


Yes, George W. Bush has made us all less safe since he ignored all the warnings and didn't protect us on 911;

-His illegal invasion and slaughtering of Iraqis has increased Al Qaeda recruiting and made more of the world detest us
-Our military is stretched to breaking point
-Airport security is actually worse now than it was prior to 911, and received a failing grade by the GAO
-Port security is practically non-existant
-Border security has been drastically under-funded, millions of dollars wasted...for no improved security
-George W. Bush cut first-responder funding by $612 million...feel safer?
-Chemical plant security; bush cut all them evil-doer "safety regulations".
-Rail and transit security...ummm, what "security"? Good question.

Anyways, as difficult as George W. bUsh has made it to keep America safe from another 911 attack on George W. Bush's watch, my teddy bear, Al Pacca, has kept us all safe from another 911 attack.

Yes, I can prove it was Al Pacca, teddy bear, that has kept us safe from another 911 attack on George W. Bush's watch;

There hasn't been another attack on US soil since 911.

Go ahead, freepers, disprove that one.



Rightwingnuts (especially freepers); dumbest MFers. Ever.

[Bicoastal]

1. I think this country has been marginally safer than if we had no President AT ALL...

...but other than that, it's hard to say.

[camera obscura]

2. Simpsons did it first:

Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm!
Lisa: That’s specious reasoning, dad.
Homer: Why thank you, honey.
Lisa: By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Hmm. How does it work?
Lisa:It doesn’t work; it’s just a stupid rock!
Homer:Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don’t see any tigers around, do you?
Homer: Hmm... Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

[LynnTheDem]

3. Al Pacca teddy bear doesn't protect against bears, of course.

Or tigers. :(

But he has protected America from another 911 attack happening on GEORGE W. BUSH's watch!


:rofl:

[No Elephants]

4. Al? I thought the protection dance I did on my roof every night was what was keeping us safe.

[boppers]

5. We're fighting over there, so we don't have to fight them over here!

Oh, wait, what? We've had to stop them here, too?

Nevermind.