Which scent would you like your freeper soap to be?

[Renew Deal]

Freepers believe that we'll turn them to soap after the election. Well, they're right. Freeper soap will be available soon after January 20. Which scent would you like yours to be?

[GregD]

1. soylant green fried freeper

[uppityperson]

2. ewwwwwww. You'd need soap to wash it off with

[tedoll78]

Soylent rosemary spearmint, please.

Thank you! :hi:

[EFerrari]

3. They also believe in the Tooth Fairy and that John McCain is winning. n/t

[deepthought42]

4. Hmm....

maybe something light and floral...oh, and I'd like mine rainbow colored. With sparkly things in it. :D

[smiley_glad_hands]

5. Nah, I'm going to rescue a few to do yardwork. eom

[Drunken Irishman]

6. Rancid shit.

[eleny]

7. Sour Grape

[lapfog_1]

8. Too much lard in that soap.

Better to just render it all into a stew to feed the demons. (how else to explain the landslide to them?)

[liberalmuse]

9. Eau de Cheetoh.

or Moran.

[Kaleko]

10. I eschew products with Freeptard ingredients. In fact, I boycott all of them.

[Jed Dilligan]

11. Can I get a Michael Moore book printed on their skin?

Is there a way to turn Freeper dead bodies into drug paraphernalia?

[Arugula Latte]

12. Porkrind Potpourri, please.

[Starry Messenger]

13. Schadenfreude.

Strong enough for a man... ;)

[kestrel91316]

14. Lavander. It's SO GAY.

[StClone]

15. Rotten Potato, Fish Head with Rose

Smell refreshingly like yesterdays news wrap. Oh, and you may want some essence of coffee grounds.

On Wednesday John "Spuds" McCain will disappear from the scene and no one knows where to.

[Bluebear]

16. Skoal Breeze

[Aqaba]

17. Not soap. Salt. As in Pillars of Salt.

They themselves are in their very own heydey of blaspheme. If there is a Dog, Pillars of Salt they shall become.

[Crunchy Frog]

18. Lavender. Just to add insult to injury.

:evilgrin:

[vaberella]

19. Snozzberry...Please, pretty please. n/t

[snowbear]

20. Extra Strength "FreepBeGone" ... make mine with a coconut scent please!

Thanks!

[JimboDem]

21. Lye

flesh eating freepers......pass the Zithromax.

Have a great day, America. GoBama!

[Bobbieo]

22. cat pee!!!

[LooseWilly]

23. I'm thinking gun oil...

I mean, it'll sell...

On second thought, if we're turning them INTO the soap, rather than looking to sell them the soap... Well, actually, gun oil scent works either way...

[Renew Deal]

24. Answer: There's only one scent

shit :puke:

[youthere]

25. Patchouli. It's the only thing that could cover up the sulfur smell.

[Curtland1015]

26. I'm sticking with Sean Hannitizer.

I love the repig "soap" fears.

[Ganja Ninja]

27. Old Fishing Boot.

They're practically there already.