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Obama, Joe, Sarah and John are strolling together down a park lane when they see the figure of Death in the near distance, helping a lost kitten down from a high tree branch.
Suddenly, Death notices that he’s being observed and approaches the foursome of candidates. “Did any of you witness that? I don’t want anyone to know that Death is such an old softy.”
Obama steps forward and says, “Yes, I saw you help that kitten. You can’t hide the truth from the people forever.”
Death raises his hand and strikes lightning at Obama, who dies instantly.
Death turns to the others. “So, anyone else think they saw me help that little kitten?”
Joe steps forward. “Sure, I saw it, too. I’m not an idiot, and don’t f*ck with me.”
Again, Death raises his arm. Joe jerks wildly and falls to the ground, dead.
Death confronts the final candidates. “And you two? Did either of you see me being nice to that kitten?”
Sarah throws back her shoulders, hooks her hands on her hips, and says, “You betcha! John saw the whole thing.”
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