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Clark4Prez Donating Member (507 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 09:06 PM
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A Rocking Alternative To Rock The Vote
This is a site we can all get behind (or under as the case may be)

http://www.fthevote.com/about.php

SEXY LIBERALS OF THE U.S. UNITE in taking back the government from the sexually repressed, right-wing, zealots in control! Everyone knows liberals are hotter than conservatives - we look hotter, we dress hotter, our ideas are hotter, and we are infinitely hotter in the sack. We must use our sexual appeal to our advantage, as one more weapon in our already diverse arsenal. By stripping conservatives out of their clothes, we can also strip them of their power

Believe it or not, even the most deeply rooted right-wing ideologue can be manipulated by sex. As we all know, the sex drive is a powerful beast that has the potential to change people. People lie for sex, they cheat for sex, they even kill for sex - and you can be sure that they will change the way they think (and therefore vote) for sex. All you need to be armed with are your sexy progressive values, a razor-sharp wit, your genitalia, and a mindset that doesn't mind taking one for the team.

At F*** The Vote we provide a Pledge Sheet that can be used conveniently before becoming physically intimate with a conservative. The Pledge Sheet asks the signee to make a promise to vote for anyone but George Bush in the November election. FTV has not endorsed a single candidate but recommends strategic voting. We also encourage FTV fans to take road trips this summer to swing(er) states to collect pledges. If you collect a pledge let us know about it on the Swinger States page! Have safe fun f**king over Bush while f**king for votes.
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Progressive420 Donating Member (213 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 09:10 PM
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1. thats freaking hilarious
does it actually have the number of people they have got to sign up?
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funky_bug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 09:29 PM
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2. Worked for me
wink wink
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