Stupid Freeper at school. ARGH!

[Lyric]

I was listening to a conversation going on at the table next to me about Obama's Fayetteville rally. I couldn't believe my ears. Listen to this incredibly logical, thoughtful reasoning:

Girl: "Did you see the part where he stopped in that barbeque place and get yelled at?"
Freeper: "Yeah, I saw that. But did you notice something? He didn't order barbeque. He ordered chicken. Muslims won't eat pork. See, he really IS a Muslim!"

I didn't have time to get into a lengthy argument over it, as I had five minutes to get to class, but I DID turn around and tell that guy that he was a fucking moron.

Apparently, all that Obama needs to do in order to "prove" that he isn't Muslim is to go on national TV and eat a big-ass plate of pork barbeque, with some ham and bacon on the side just for good measure.

:crazy:
:banghead:

Thank god these idiots are few and far between on campus.

Edit: OMGWTFBBQ!1111
:rofl:

[treestar]

1. OMG too funny? Did he sound serious?

Maybe he was just kidding. I hope so.

There are pics of Barack eating a hot dog.

[Lyric]

5. Sadly, yes. He was very serious.

He also looked (and sounded) like the kind of person who's only in college because they need him to hit a ball, throw a ball, or kick a ball.

Moran. :grr:

[gmoney]

15. Oh, but there are all beef hotdogs, and turkeydogs, and tofurkeydogs..

and even turdukendogs!

I think these people are onto something!

[gmoney]

19. Vetted by Jules...

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish? Muslim?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish Muslim, I just don't dig up on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

[seemunkee]

2. Show him this picture posted over the weekend

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7521811

[Lyric]

8. Good one!

I don't actually *know* this guy, but if I ever see him again, I'll keep that link handy.

[JackintheGreen]

13. Wait. So he isn't Jewish either???

Argh!

[Bicoastal]

3. Funny, I've never seen Joe Lieberman eat Pork either...

...(gasp) TERR'IST!

:wow:

[Greyskye]

4. Hell, I try to avoid pork most of the time

If given a choice, I would get chicken 100% of the time over pork. Didn't know that made me a closet Muslim. :crazy:

Don't they have BBQ chicken in your neck of the woods? :shrug:

[Lyric]

6. Apparently, only people who AREN'T suspected of being Closet Muslims

are allowed to have a variety of food choices.

Everyone else has to eat at least one pork item per day. Where the fuck is my bacon?

:rofl:

[TheKentuckian]

7. I don't eat pork and used to be shocked at how many

people would ask either if I was Jewish or Muslim. I know quite a few folks that have kicked the swine.

Not that Obama doesn't eat pork but their are lots of people that don't eat any red meat and some others like myself who don't eat pork.

[damonm]

9. OK, posting point of etiquette...

It's not necessary to say "stupid freeper".

Just "freeper" will do, as "stupid" is a redundancy...
:toast:

[Lyric]

10. Duly noted.

:patriot:

[YDogg]

12. I LOLd.

[Ikonoklast]

11. I guess he never considered that Barack might not eat pork anyway.

You should have told that jerk that you have it on good authority that Obama is a practicing Orthodox Jew.

Mess with his head a little.

I know lots of people that don't eat pork. I think I know even more that won't eat chicken, for that matter.

[KingFlorez]

14. Alert FOX NEWS and Drudge

This is breaking hard!!!1!1!1

[Dr. Death]

16. Texas must be full of muslims too, because beef brisket

is the BBQ of choice there (yes, I know that you can get pork too).

[AnneD]

31. I worship at the First Church of the Sacred Beef Rib....

Yeah though our communion beverage consists of frothy hops-we shall gnaw on the bones of the clean sacrifice. The only unclean meat can be consumed after placed in a casing and bathed in the right sacred spices. Hallelujah.

[Versailles]

17. Crap!

Well hell, I guess since I'm a vegetarian that doesn't eat ANY meat, I must be a Muslim too! I never knew...wonder if there is a mosque in South Carolina...

[unpossibles]

20. no, I think as vegetarians we must be secret Buddhists or Hindus or something

regardless, we're incapable of being true Americans®™ apparently.

[Ganja Ninja]

18. A strict Muslim wouldn't order anything from a kitchen that ...

is cooking pork. Just the presence of pork in the kitchen makes the rest of the food unclean.

[NatBurner]

23. word

[asdjrocky]

21. Nope.

Just show them a clip of when Michelle Obama was on the view and she said that bacon was one of their favorites for breakfast.

[BadgerKid]

22. Today's logical fallacy: affirming the consequent

If Bill Gates owns Fort Knox, then he is rich.
Bill Gates is rich.
Therefore, Bill Gates owns Fort Knox.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affirming_the_consequent

[NikolaC]

24. OMG ...

:crazy: :rofl:

[holiday]

25. wow I don't eat pork either I must be Muslim

Seriously I don't eat it at all. I was raised SDA so we never had it, never acquired a taste for it

[rucky]

26. Brilliant!

So all we need is a picture of Obama eating a Pork Chop, and all this will be over with?

[Doremus]

27. There was a photo of him eating a pork chop just yesterday. Morons.

[musicblind]

28. How did this person get into college?

:shrug:

[Sebastian Doyle]

29. You would think the Freeper would be happy he ate chicken

Don't they think African Americans eat chicken and watermelon at every meal? :puke: :eyes:

[iamthebandfanman]

30. lol, i woulda busted out laughing. n/t

[jberryhill]

32. I know this is stupid but, yes the man eats pork and lobster

Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) eats pork chop with his family during a campaign stop at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines, Iowa, August 16, 2007.



In fact, the wingers had a problem with the lobster at the Al Smith Dinner.

Have a ham sandwich: