oh dear... Sarah Palin Sex Doll Now On Sale!

[jakem]

Considering how obsessed the nation is with Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, it was only a matter of time before someone created a love doll in her likeness. After the jump, all the details on what may be America’s first political sex doll.



Created by adult product purveyors Topco, the Sarah Palin blowup doll is known as the “This is NOT Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll.” Featuring a busty, conservatively dressed Palin lookalike, the box cover promises: “Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate!” The political love doll’s suggested uses include: “Blow her up and show her how you’re going to vote,” “Let her pound your gavel over and over,” and “It’s time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol.” In addition, the company suggests, the Palin doll could stand in for the candidate at her next debate with Democratic vice presidential candidate Joe Biden. “This blow-up sex doll could really satisfy the swing voters.” Who knew the coming presidential election could be decided by a sex doll?

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-sarah-palin-sex-doll-now-on-sale/

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Honestly, "cross party lines" was the best copy they could think off?

:rofl:

This is begging for a contest...


Ill start with the obvious.



"Drill, baby, drill!"

[CakeGrrl]

1. What can the RW expect, when

they sported badges featuring "The hottest governor from the coolest state" at the RNC;

she winked her way through her debate, at which she also dropped the "Drill Baby Drill" meme with a slight physical emphasis;

she dresses like the 'naughty librarian' in leg-revealing skirts and thigh-high boots with the bouffant hair;

Rich Lowry gets busted writing a Repub male fantasy piece about her debate "performance"?

Surely they can't be surprised or shocked, though they'll act like it.

[FlyingSquirrel]

2. Oh Joe... there you go again.

[zbdent]

4. with the people that are likely to buy them, they'll be worn out ...

but only "in use" for about a minute each time ...

[jakem]

3. "As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America"

spelling unchanged, due to the sometimes delicate sensibilities of the mods- ;)

[FlyingSquirrel]

7. Same reason I didn't change the "there you go again" quote...

to there you c..e again ;)

[LiberalEsto]

5. Guaranteed to

fuck up the country, one way or another

[asdjrocky]

6. Right wingers everywhere will be demanding their money back because-

"It looks nothing like her."

[islandmkl]

8. the difference between the doll and the real thing:

the doll doesn't say anything stupid...

[EstimatedProphet]

12. Now that's funny!

[gmoney]

9. Finally, a politician that's supposed to be full of hot air...

[old mark]

10. Yeah, but ....Is it stupid? nt

[moondust]

11. That's all they really needed.

A "pacifier". To hell with the VP crap!