I Think We All Should Identify Ourselves By Our Profession

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Larry The Lawyer

Bill The Bartender

Samantha The Stripper

Bob The Bus Driver

[Alter Ego]

1. Like Alter Ego the Computer Programmer?

[skooooo]

2. Skooooo the librarian!

:hi:

[TornadoTN]

3. Marv the Masturbator feels he is getting a dealt a bad hand

[skooooo]

6. lol..I didn't know that was a profession!

Does Marv live in his mom's basement?

[TornadoTN]

10. I would bet that Marv is a find upstanding member of FreeRepublic

Probably hates taxes, social security, and thinks Iraq is as fine as a cold, cool Miller High Life.

[SoxFan]

81. He writes for National Review

http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=NDYzMGFiNjQ0MWRjNmI0ZTlkYjgwZTExMjA3MWNiZTk=

I'm sure I'm not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, "Hey, I think she just winked at me." And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can't be learned; it's either something you have or you don't, and man, she's got it.

[jakem]

49. Nothing worse that a masturbator with a bad hand...

sorry for your loss...

;(

[Blaq Dem]

77. No, it's Willie Wanker who owns a chocolate factory

[FatDave]

87. Can I do it until I just need glasses?

(sorry, it's my favorite joke)

[demnan]

4. Nancy the Web Developer

n/t

[StreetKnowledge]

5. StreetKnowledge the Civil Engineer?

That doesn't sound that good to me, but what the heck. :)

[DemocratSinceBirth]

8. This Is The Funniest Campaign Season Evah~

[shagsak]

72. shagsak the civil engineer

and also,
shagsak the drummer
shagsak the complete slacker
shagsak the one who likes everything with "only mayo"

[EstimatedProphet]

7. McCain the embarrassment

[Clio the Leo]

9. ha ha ..... and I'm Clio the Wedding Consultant.

... and closet socialist revolutionary. :)

[TheCoxwain]

30. No its ..McCain the Cocksucker

He is running his 1$ per minute specials ... soft& smooth " No Dentures"


:puke:

[IndianaJones]

11. Jones the Adventurer/Archaeologist. nt.

[Occam Bandage]

12. I was thinking that last night. Like, "wow, it's like we've lost the concept

of surnames and are simply starting over."

[DemocratSinceBirth]

A Lot Of Names Were Based On Occupation

~

[Occam Bandage]

15. Yes, which is why I thought that.

[skooooo]

17. ..lol..

Don't you love it when that happens??? :rofl:

[Aloha Spirit]

13. Why do all the tax breaks go to Phillip the Tank?

[BOSSHOG]

14. Bosshog the Bum

Its a very rewarding profession.

[lumberjack_jeff]

16. Hah! Ahead of the curve, yet again!

Look to me for the leadership the topic requires. :rofl:

[flygal]

39. LOL!!

:thumbsup:

[cjsmom44]

18. Susie Soapmaker

Susie Soapmaker....up in her elbows in bubbles

[kentauros]

19. Kentauros the Centaur

Uh... I mean Kentauros the Mapping Designer
...Pipeline Mapping Designer
...Natural Gas Pipeline Designer

Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket! ;)

[Left Is Write]

20. Cathy The Part Time Daycare Manager. Not very melodious, is it?

[islandmkl]

21. islandmkl, male lesbian....

yeah, i know it's not a profession...well, not to you, anyway...

but I take my work very seriously...

[DeepBlueDem]

22. Mike the Mechanic...

thats me for real

[AspenRose]

44. Hey, you had some cool music in the 80s.

:rofl:

[DeepBlueDem]

67. lol

[FatDave]

88. Can you get me Peter Gabriel's autograph?

[kestrel91316]

23. kestrel the kitty fixer

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

24. dmsRoar the Agitpropper

[TheCoxwain]

26. Deleted

[CaliforniaPeggy]

25. Peggy the retired RN...

And loving it!

:P

[Bubbha Jo]

27. Jo the Bookseller.

[derby378]

28. derby the Hospital Administrator

Add to that precinct chair and election judge, come to think of it.

[ShortnFiery]

29. SnF The Matriarch

:evilgrin:

[Tatiana]

31. Tati the Social Worker. n/t

[twistedliberal]

32. twistedliberal the desktop systems support specialist

That one rolls off the tongue nicely, doesn't it?

[Occam Bandage]

33. Thomas the Train Engine.

...wait, what?

[cindyw]

34. Cindy the Xray Tech here!

Just remember I can see right through the lies

[ladyVet]

35. Hello!

:hi:

ladyVet, the wedding/life event planner and minister at your service.

[iamthebandfanman]

36. michael the recently unemployed :( n/t

[foxfeet]

37. Foxfeet the retired social worker.

now preparing for a second career as a Brazilian Bikini Waxer for guys only.:evilgrin:

[flygal]

38. Flygal the gymnastics coach

kewl!!! :P

[RadicalTexan]

40. Radical Hussein Texan the Secretary

(despite having a master's degree and $50,000 of student debt to go with it)

[2CheeseEnchiladas]

41. Frank the systems administrator

[Lucy Goosey]

42. Lucy the policy analyst

But it doesn't rhyme, like my fake last name does.

[amborin]

43. but people in the U.S. DO identfy by job/occupation, unlike other places n/t

[renie408]

45. Wait...I do about four different jobs. That gets way long on a name tag.

I train horses part time, do the secretarial work for my husband's small business, am a housewife, and I am going to work for my mother as a tax preparer in December.

[knixphan]

46. Knixphan the filmmaker!

And canvasser and phone-banker!

:bounce:

[AspenRose]

52. Hey, you're a cutie!

;-)

[knixphan]

85. !!

:blush:

[krabigirl]

47. Dawn the Freelance Writer

I don't think it has quite the same ring, though.

[SeattleGirl]

48. SeattleGirl, the Vocational Rehab Counselor

:hi:

[AspenRose]

50. Deserted Hussein Rose, materfamilias, domestic manager and grad student

I don't think that will all fit on a business card. :rofl:

[KathieG]

51. Kathie the horse trainer

[Zodiak]

53. By day: Zodiak the Insect Physiologist

By night: Zodiak the freakazoid bassist!

[maxsolomon]

54. Used to be, that was common

Joe the Smith (Blacksmith)
Bob the Clark (Clerk)

[crankychatter]

55. I have a theory, that if my business card SAYS it, it's true

I have cardstock and a printer

to quote Cartman on Southpark, "I could do whut I want."

Crankychatter

Poet

Gentleman Farmer


yeah, yeah... it's bad poetry and cherry tomatoes
out on the porch... NOBODY reads the fine print anymore

[DFW]

56. As a kid, my brother's ambition was to open a match repair service

His college career counselor apparently talked him out of it........

[Greyskye]

57. Greyskye the Physical Design Engineer

Hmmph. Not much of a ring to that. :(

[Ikonoklast]

58. Ikonoklast the Freight Relocation Specialist

Or, if I go by my CB 'handle', Slacker the Trucker.

[crankychatter]

60. When I was a lumper, I had a friend get arrested for being Drunk in Public

He gave the cops a hard time...

When he got up to the window to be booked... they were filling out a form and asking questions...

They asked him what he did for a living and he muttered, "imma lumper."

The jail clerk didn't understand him and annoyed asked again "WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?"

The cop shoved him against the wall and threatened "If you give these people a hard time, I'll take you downstairs and bounce you around some more. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?"

He looked at the Clerk and said "I'm a loading engineer."

The clerk rolled his eyes and asked "How do you SPELL that?"

He looked down and noticed there was only a little space to write it in on the form and said....

"L-U-M-P-E-R."

[Ikonoklast]

63. I'm glad to see that you are an 'ex' lumper.

Sore point with me.

Those guys are abused by both the company that they are 'independent contractors' for, and the warehouses that use them.

[crankychatter]

76. We got lectured once by a Union Driver, Irish guy from Chicago...

As he watched us load the truck, he kept saying over and over...

"If you don't have a union, you're getting raped."

My partner was a big red headed kid... looked Irish, but was actually raised by a Mexican American family.

The trucker is getting louder and more aggressive as he's lecturing us... and finally, looks at my partner and shouts...

"What would you rather eat, P***Y or CABBAGE?"

My partner, nice kid, but not the sharpest tool in the shed, scratches his head and says,

"I dunno. I ain't never had no cabbage before."

That truck driver was SO speechless, I thought he was going to have a seizure. That was the day I looked up the word, "apoplexy."

[dbmk]

80. Dbmk the Insurance Application Print Framework Developer

[Bucky]

59. John the Pancake

Barack the Embodiment

[JimGinPA]

61. Jim The Freelance Gynecologist

:evilgrin:

[dennis4868]

62. dennis4868 the guy looking for a job

[frogmarch]

64. Froggy the Fossil Fixer

:hi:

[goclark]

65. Most honest people would say, I am a Retired ........"

And then we have Joe the LIAR

LOL

[juno jones]

66. Juno the unemployed baker.

Doesn't really trip off the tongue, does it?

[scheming daemons]

68. Scheming the Linux Administrator

[LibraLiz1973]

69. Liz the Teacher

[progressivebydesign]

70. Diana the Interior Designer and Author. n/t

[spanone]

71. barack obama the president

[Raine1967]

73. Raine the Unemployed

I would like to be so lucky as Joe the plumber to yearn for a business while still having a job. ;)

[namahage]

74. Nama the Plumber

Because I can see the Roto Rooter truck from my window.

[a la izquierda]

75. Michele77 the soon to be Professor of History.

Year and a half left. Thank god.

[Lex]

78. lex the lawyer

[Samantha]

79. What gave me away?

Just curious.

Sam

[RoadRage]

82. Palin the Political Parody... NT

[slackmaster]

83. Slackmaster the Systems Admin

I like it.

[CANDO]

84. Tim the Teamster Truck Driver

eom

[Jokerman]

86. Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute. n/t

[FatDave]

89. Dave the Programmer checking in.

Though I'm seriously thinking of becoming a plumber. I hear they do quite well these days.

[WinkyDink]

90. Winky the Retiree. :)