New A_W_U_Y poll: After RNC Kerry leads: 100% - Bush 0%

[are_we_united_yet]

A poll conducted by me using my friends revealed the George W Bush is trailing John Kerry by an infinite margin. The poll of 8 level headed people said they would only vote for '4 more years' of this administration when they saw evidence that the economy has turned the corner due to this administrations economic policies (the theoretical equivalent to when 'hell freezes over'). All eight people said the would be voting for John Kerry and believed the Swift Boat Veterans weren't quite telling the truth.

There! Thats as good as any CNN/Gallup/USA Today poll.

[mark414]

1. in other news

a recent household poll indicated that mark and all 3 of his roommates also favor kerry over bush by a 100% to 0% margin.

[are_we_united_yet]

2. Ha!

I knew my poll was valid!

:)

[mark414]

5. update:

mark's neighbors also have a john kerry sign in their yard. since they are both gay men, one can only assume they both support kerry, thus another 100% to 0% margin.

man, everyone needs to settle down about that bullshit time poll. people forget that gore was down by a huge margin a week before the election!

repeat with me: the only poll that matters is the one taken on nov. 2. don't pay attention to any other one.

[The_Casual_Observer]

3. To make this poll more "even" you need to start hanging around

with a few dolts and wasters!

[are_we_united_yet]

4. Dolts and wasters!

*snarf*