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cyndensco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 03:54 PM
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Want a chuckle? The Barbershop...

John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.

The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had McCain in his chair reached for the after shave.

McCain was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Cindy will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

The second barber turned to Obama and said, "How about you?"

Obama replied, "Go ahead, my wife Michelle doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."


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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 03:55 PM
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1. Great!!
:rofl: :bounce: :toast:
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 03:56 PM
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2. LOL!
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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 03:56 PM
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3. HA!!
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progdonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 03:56 PM
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4. not realistic...
Cindy's the drug addict who steals from orphans.

If anyone in that couple is a whore, it's the one who's fucked (or tried to fuck) everything thing in a skirt that's come within five feet of him. ;-)

Really funny joke, though. :rofl:
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Ichingcarpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 03:58 PM
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5. funny.......


and clever
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Window Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 05:13 PM
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6. Love it!
:rofl:
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JustAnotherGen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 05:38 PM
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7. ROTFLMFAO
:rofl:
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 06:35 PM
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8. Mean-spirited and immature...
...and LOL funny. :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :patriot:
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cyndensco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 06:40 PM
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10. "Mean-spirited and immature"...aren't they the best ones?
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 07:36 PM
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14. Well, Obama would never tell that one.
Good thing he has DU.
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OwnedByFerrets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 06:36 PM
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9. LMAO!
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 06:48 PM
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11. DUzy!
:applause:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 06:50 PM
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12. ROFLMAO!!!!!
:rofl:

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tandot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-13-08 07:16 PM
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13. ROFL! I copied it and emailed it too all of my friends & family
Hilarious!!!
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