Who The fook is Michael W. Smith?

[MrScorpio]

And why should I care?

[Sporadicus]

1. Fundie Songster

no need for concern.

[AntiCoup2K4]

2. He used to be a huge name in Contemporary Christian music

now he's just another suckup to the Antichrist :(

[MrScorpio]

5. This explains everything

No wonder he sounds like was born without any funk.

[AspenRose]

3. He used to tour with Amy Grant

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. Hasn't everybody "toured" with Amy Grant?

[MrScorpio]

7. They have the spent condoms and Polaroids to prove it

So I hear

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. I thought about it. But she was no good at fixing okra.

:evilgrin:

[Chomskyite]

6. The Christian pop George Michael

A shameless plagiarist, too. Every single song of his sounds like another one by another artist, usually Paul McCartney or Elton John.

[MrScorpio]

8. Does he hang out at public rest rooms?

Par for the course with these guys

[AntiCoup2K4]

9. He certainly DID look like that for a while

"Ressurect me before you go-go"

[w13rd0]

10. Oh...

...the tales one could tell.

I should have taken more notes back then...

[blm]

12. Musical Christian version of Jimmy Swaggart. "I have sinned"

"I like to have sex with ANYBODY"

"Take me back and I swear I won't do it again"

Kinda like George Bush to Laura Bush after his affair with Bo Derek in 88.